i hope everyone is enjoying their holidays thus far, as for me, i think i have lock-jaw.
anyway, on christmas eve everyone was caroling at alex’s and we secretly plugged in an amp behind tarley and i began singing along and then produced this microphone and out-sang everybody because i am the best. after that i sang insulting on-the-spot rap songs about every single person in attendance. for example:
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“i looked on the interent for the car i wanted and i found one in bullet grey and you can see me flying by you on the highway with a tear in my eye.”
that one was about fil. here’s another one about fil;
“my girlfriend is embarassing me because i have low self-esteem.”
each song was accompanied by my excellent keyboard skills.
last nite i made one up at christmas dinner about aids and then gave it a cancer remix follow-up. then i sang about richard,
“i have a pear and im putting on it chocolate gravy, will it make me fat? i dunno, MAYBE!”
xo
