i hate people who line up at the coffee station and wait for you to do the whole sugar and cream and lid thing and they are standing there with their black coffee all self-righteous like they are the most considerate person in the world because they have the patience to let you have the coffee station all to yourself, it makes me want to turn around and say something snarky except i haven’t thought of the perfect mean thing to say yet.

maybe if i threw all of the sugar packets into the garbage in front of them and poured the cream and homo milk and 2 per cent into that drain thing and put all the stir sticks in my pockets and crumpled up the lids one by one and turned around and said “shoulda got here sooner” then left, i think that might work.

the looks on their faces when they are waiting is what really sets me off, it’s sort of like the same look bitchy women have on their face when they are holding the door open for you at the mall, except a lot bitchier.

next time i’ll do my sugar/cream thing really fast then let them at the station but then act like i forgot to do something else and wait behind them and sigh as loud as i can and roll my eyes and exclaim loudly IF I WANTED A COLD COFFEE MAYBE I WOULD HAVE ORDERED ONE.

i could go on and on forever about this i mean, MORE THAN ONE PERSON CAN USE THE STATION AT ONCE!!! IS EVERYONE ON CRAZY PILLS HERE!?!?!?