so i woke up at 6am to pee and then went back to bed, cuddled the cat and called him the little grey jellybean and then i started wondering what flavor the actual grey jellybean is cos i know that one exists by that jellybelly company, anyway, i spent at least a half hour thinking about all the things that are grey like computers, fil’s car, a squirrel, dolphin, liver, mushrooms, robots, cement, elephants, koala bears, hippos, mice, and on and on.

and then i started thinking about the BOOGEYMAN and i got really scared cos my feet were sticking out from under the blankets so i stuffed them back under so the boogeyman couldn’t pull me into the closet and eat me and then i thought about that simpsons episode about the boogeyman and marge’s gambling addiction and i hid under the covers giggling about it and then i thought this is really amazing blog material so i spent fifteen minutes planning how i would write about it which woke me up even more and then i couldn’t stop thinking/saying to myself, “and then i thought about..and then i thought about elephants and then i thought about ding dongs….” i was driving myself crazy and i even said to myself and then i was driving myself crazy but finally fil got up to shower and i realised i had chest pains and so i laid there staring at the ceiling trying to imagine myself as 60 years old and then i thought about jellybeans again.

i might even call the supermarket and ask someone to go to the candy bins and tell me what the flavor of the grey jellybean is.