i called the liquor store to see when they closed and i disguised my voice in case the lady i spoke to earlier answered, i think it was her. they close at 6 on tuesdays and it was ten to when i called so i was like fuck it FINE I’LL DRINK BEER INSTEAD RAAAAAAAAAAWH! and hung up.

and if you must know today’s shitty movie is spanglish and so far i HATE tea leoni’s character.

also showed the apartment to a couple people today. i feel so awkward having to do this cos i don’t know what to say. i opened the door to the bedroom and exclaimed, “yep, that’s a king size bed.” although the guy didn’t even ask about it and obviously it’s king sized cos it takes up the entire fucking room.

sometimes i am just too embarrassing to live.

though my heart is in the right place cos i was getting at the fact that if one wanted to it would be possible to fit a king size bed in there.

i was even playing lucille star in the background cos i wanted to look productive and intelligent or something.

the landlord’s assistant called me ma’am and barely speaks english.

oh yeh i went for a tan today also and the woman said so uhh, what kind of bed would you like and i paused and said well, i am kinda tan on my body though you can’t see it on my face cos of all this make-up and she cut me off and said I CAN SEE THAT.

whatever, leatherface.