we were standing on the stoop outside the pub after four 15 year olds tried to get in to tie one on, they were wearing tutu’s and mardi gras beads and everyone was like wtf?! so fil and i start taking the piss at them amongst ourselves and there is this man standing near us also and turns out he’s the father of one of those girls meanwhile fil is saying OH I DON’T HAVE ANY BEADS BUT HOW ABOUT A PEARL NECKLACE?
whoops.
