i’m watching life aquatic for the hundredth time and now i want to sew the letter Z into everything i own with big fat yarn thread.
just thought you’d like to know that.
oh and i’ve had this sort of pink crush on this mean lesbo girl since i was 17 that i have seen around town here and there and yesterday she actually spoke to me and i choked on my beer and spat it all over my table.
what to do in a terrorist attack. v. funny.
