nolw says:
for the first time:
raymi says:
um isnt that bullshit
nolw says:
nope
raymi says:
squids have been photographed a hundred thousand times before
nolw says:
its the first time a photo has been taken of one in its natural habitat – deep sea water
nolw says:
…as opposed to washing up on a beach
nolw says:
or getting caught in a fishing net
raymi says:
ive seen videos back in the day of them like on discovery
nolw says:
dude
raymi says:
swimming around and shit
nolw says:
giant squid
raymi says:
oh 8 meters
nolw says:
anyway, i guess cnn and the app are lying
raymi says:
haha
raymi says:
shut up
nolw says:
about a squid
raymi says:
so is that like bigger than a car?
nolw says:
8 metres long
nolw says:
30 feet
raymi says:
woah do they eat people
nolw says:
lore says they do, but i dont think so
nolw says:
they suspect there are way massive ones down there
nolw says:
8 metres not being the largest found
raymi says:
wowo
raymi says:
i bet they strangle people to death
nolw says:
check out the little comparison chart on this page: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/2910849.stm
raymi says:
oh my god
raymi says:
but they only swim in really cold water right
nolw says:
yes
raymi says:
ok
nolw says:
theyre pretty sensitive to light, so they hang out pretty deep
nolw says:
imagine getting attacked by one though.
nolw says:
swimming in open water, and just feeling that tenticle slide up around your ankle
nolw says:
that suction, as it gets a grip
nolw says:
and tugs you under
raymi says:
i would faint
raymi says:
or maybe kick it in the face
nolw says:
its face would be 20 feet below you
raymi says:
i would cut its arm off
nolw says:
you wouldnt even see its face, just the “arms”
raymi says:
well i would remove all of them
nolw says:
yes, i could see you swimming around with a knife in your teeth
nolw says:
fishing for dinner
raymi says:
well if i was out in open water for some reason i sure as shit would have a wetsuit on WITH A KNIFE
nolw says:
and a jetski maybe
raymi says:
well whatever
raymi says:
if i was out there id have something sharp
nolw says:
i think i’d let it take me down
nolw says:
i could go for being the first, and maybe only, recorded incident of a person being killed by a giant squid
raymi says:
to its underwater abyss?
raymi says:
yeh but then no one would know
nolw says:
yes, to where the aliens are
raymi says:
that would be fucking awesome
nolw says:
and then i’d get to meet chris elliot
raymi says:
hes not with the aliens
raymi says:
is he?
nolw says:
no, he’s still doing cameos
raymi says:
so how would you meet him down there
nolw says:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0254402/
raymi says:
ok i am aware of his filmography , ur talking osmosis jones?
