DORITOS PART DEUX
last nite in bed i brought the bag of doriots with me that just won’t leave me alone and i ate a couple and was soonly grossed out but then fil went all fat girl psychotic and ate the crap out of them and i asked him if he was in love with eating and he said yes and then i asked if he loved doritos more than me and he said while he is eating them yes but when he is done eating he loves me again and then i asked if he loved the daily show more than he loved me and he said while it is on he loves the daily show more and then i asked if he loved the cat more than me and that’s when things got hysterical.
