i filled up on crazy pills yesterday finally, i was getting a little dizzy-weakling-crankysaurus there and i also got some special cream for the weird thing growing on my back. there’s just oodles and oodles of things wrong with me. fun! i bought some pocahontas-like boots and they’re a tiny bit small so i have blisters on my heels but whatever on that because i am like so totally vibing with style now! i dreamt last nite that i got in a bar fight with some trashy slut who said i talked shit about her on my blog and i said no way jose, you isn’t even worth writin’ about and then she lunged at me and i popped her in the eye and my voice turned into arnold’s in T2 and i said NOW THAT EES WOOOORTH WRITEENG ABOWT!

there are maybe eight sketchy cats that live next door and hang out in the yard and bushes and fence and one is siamese and i wanted to pick it up and hug it but it looked really fucking dirty and mangy and would probably give me cat aids or something so i didn’t. all of the cats look like they’ve been hit on the head and their jaws are fucked up but still they’re cute and kind of slow which turns me into down syndrome cat demander when i see them.