yesterday i overheard this woman talking to her gaggle of old lady companions about this great new website called classmates.com and it’s so convenient because it helps you locate all of your old school chums!!! i went up to her and said ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? THAT IS AMAZING!
ok no i didn’t but i wanted to.
they’re all going to sign up for that shit and have a bajillion classmates spam mails in their email accounts and then they’ll have to start a new email account.
i am so tired of old people complaining about their junk mail. “I have all this junk mail and i don’t know why and i downloaded all of the proper software to block it.”
i’ll tell you why you have junk mail idiot, you sign up to shitty websites like classmates.com and open every single attachment and click every pop-up that blips on your screen and NO I WILL NOT HELP YOU DOWNLOAD AN E-CARD WHY CAN’T YOU FIGURE THIS OUT ALREADY FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!?!?
