raymi says:
this rap is called kindergarden crush
Jamie says:
ok
raymi says:
there was this kid called jonathan i think he was doped on klonipin i so wanted to get next to him
raymi says:
i am bored of this theme already
Jamie says:
but i got kicked in the shin, by sally on ritalin
raymi says:
nice
raymi says:
and christina barfed on the water fountain boy that vomit was as high as a mountain
Jamie says:
ha
raymi says:
(that really happened ps)
raymi says:
kindergarden crushes are lame
raymi says:
i didnt really have crushes i just wanted all the boys to play with me and not other girls
Jamie says:
i had a crush on a girl
raymi says:
was she a babe
raymi says:
was her hair crimped
Jamie says:
i’m looking for the post i wrote about her
raymi says:
oh they didnt crimp hair back in the 40s did they
Jamie says:
funny
raymi says:
i like playing dressup and wearing funny hats ’til i get bored and hit up the paint centre where i’ll draw some cats
Jamie says:
http://theknownuniverse.us/?p=675
raymi says:
“I tore off a piece of brown paper towel from the dispenser and carefully wrapped up the photo”
raymi says:
hahahahahhaaa
raymi says:
how thoughtful
Jamie says:
i wanted it to look nice, and i didn’t want anyone to see it
raymi says:
brown paper towel nice?
Jamie says:
you know the kind
raymi says:
u didnt like her anymore because she cut her hair
Jamie says:
yup
raymi says:
fucker
raymi says:
did u have a really big head as a kid
Jamie says:
no, you know what it was?
Jamie says:
she started to like me back
Jamie says:
it was the smoochy faces from across the room that turned me off
Jamie says:
who knows why
Jamie says:
some things never change, though, right?
raymi says:
did she have cool outfits
Jamie says:
not as cool as mine, but yeah
raymi says:
pffffffft
Jamie says:
my mom showed me a pic at easter
Jamie says:
i was wearing a wide, white leather belt
Jamie says:
it was hilarious
raymi says:
wow
Jamie says:
fourth grade
raymi says:
i had fluorescent colored outfits
Jamie says:
i should’ve taken it and scanned it so i could post it
Jamie says:
did all the boys love you?
raymi says:
some did, i dont know why, maybe cos i was the loudmouth in every class and they wanted to copy off me
raymi says:
i attracted the dumb cute boys
Jamie says:
you still do
raymi says:
thanks
raymi says:
ya you attract hags
raymi says:
my friend jeremy in grade 2 was boyfriend with this one little girl for a day only because it was cupcake day and he wanted her cupcake and she gave it to him and then he broke up with her after he ate it
Jamie says:
nice
raymi says:
you would do something like that
Jamie says:
probably messed her up for life
Jamie says:
no
raymi says:
i would do something like that
Jamie says:
i used to get chased around the playground by girls
Jamie says:
and i’d run away
Jamie says:
there was a group of, like 5 girls who always chased me
Jamie says:
i’d go on the swings and swing really high so they couldn’t kiss me
raymi says:
oh i know what i did once, this kid had a bunch of cool movie posters his older brother gave to him and i said if he gave me one i would invite him to my super cool make out birthday party, grade 5, and so he gave me one and i didnt invite him
raymi says:
burn
Jamie says:
zing
raymi says:
but i was only allowed to invite so many, so i only invited the good looking popular ones
raymi says:
grade five fascism
Jamie says:
you would’ve invited me, i bet
Jamie says:
i sat at the head of my table during lunch
Jamie says:
i thought i was the coolest
