Raymi,

So, I just wanted to dump a bucket of affection over your head, cuz I’ve been reading your vampire bat tales pretty regularly for about a month now. They usually leave me smiling, guffawing, masturbating, welling with tears, or cleaning coffee off my monitor. You’re like the Patti Smith of the blogosphere. (Or maybe it’s the Debbie Harry… heck, I don’t know…)

It’s as though Patti Smith & Bill Hicks had a lovechild after one tempestuous weekend fling & said “what shall we call her?” And Bill suggested, “how about Punky?” And Patti replied, “no, that’s no good. Invokes images of that horrendous but loveable short-lived tv show from the eighties.” Then she thought about it while she went back to spackling the bathtub & it suddenly dawned on her. “I know, let’s call her Raymi!” And the Lord sneezed & a myth was born.

Maybe it didn’t happen exactly like that. But anyhow, you rock like none other. Thought you should know. Maybe you’ve heard it before.

Keep it up!

Rob