we did a lot of farting last nite and i am not the one who started it. four different places and lots of farting. matt and fil were lying about all these fights that never happened to me because i usually believe everything but i couldn’t believe that because they are not fighters at all. fil invented pacifism and matt just runs his mouth off behind people’s backs. matt came over and waited with us for the part in basic instinct where sharon stone shows her beaver and i took a photo of it and then we went out to meet with the gang for kat’s bday-o-thon which basically was me making fun of everybody dancing and taking photos right in their face and video clips until i used up all my insults.

matt likes farts

i tried to dress like napoleon dynamite with the vote for pedro shirt that’s all fucked up and no one really cared. i talked to matt about it and he was like yeh i saw it last week i liked it and valerie didn’t. and then i told fil about how i invited matt over to have a nerdy napoleon dynamite viewing party with us and he said that matt said he didn’t like that movie. so that was the first lie of the nite.

tonite is another bday thing a ling holy shit can’t people just stop having birthdays what the hell.