so i’m gonna be on the orgasm show and fil is gonna be on a separate taping the following week where they discuss positions.

i guess the chick saw that i would be holding back information if fil and i were on the same episode, out of respect and awkwardness?

during the audition once she flipped on the camera and said ok lots of energy, be anecdotal, my mind went blank and it was like my sexual past was non-existent, like i was a flippin’ nun so in my mind i sounded like i was listing off everything i might know about sex like i had read it off some website.

it was the room and the lighting and the sobriety i blame it on that.

you are allowed to say cock and the f word i was amazed.

A M A Z E D by that and began to speak like napoleon dynamite.

so we watched the show last nite to do our research and everyone on it was lame and it’s pretty much a show for yuppies and we aren’t even allowed to wear stripes or the color black and they are drinking martinis, the women, and the men get to drink beer and they probably won’t let me drink beer because i’ll ruin the ladylikeness allusion but still i’ll demand beer anyway or wine.

and i’ll probably come across as a bitchy know-it-all, well, i hope that i do.

like, BOOORING sisters, i did that 5 YEARS ago HELLLOOOOOO!

i am not going to plug my site and they don’t even use the panelist’s names so whatevs.

the form we had to fill out was funny.

there was a do you have anything extra you would like to add/tell us?

i put that i was a horny asshole.