TOP TEN DONALD TRUMP PICKUP LINES
10. How’d you like to be a New York Post headline?
9. Haven’t I evicted you somewhere before?
8. You don’t know Marvin Mitchelson, do you?
7. Care to take a ride on the Trump Shuttle?
6. I’d like to do to you what I did to Merv
5. I can introduce you to Don King
4. Hello. I’m Donald Trump
3. Tired of always running to the automated cash machine?
2. I’m good friends with Dave Letterman
1. That is a roll of hundreds in my pocket and I’m glad to see you
TOP TEN THINGS HEARD AT THE ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADE
10. “Today, my name is Mayor O’Koch.”
9. “All right! Another bagpipe band.”
8. “Gee, food sure tastes good when you boil it.”
7. “You have the right to remain silent…”
6. “That’s not a float – that’s Tip O’Neill.”
5. “Aww…not on my shoes!”
4. “These foreign cars tip over much easier.”
3. “Hey, that guy’s not wearing green – kill him!”
2. “While we’re in the neighborhood, let’s drop by the Museum of Modern Art.”
1. “You’ll get your personal effects back downtown, Monsignor.”
