being arty isn’t enough. nor is prettiness.

i changed the colour of my hair to be ahead in the game.

lend a hand please return magazines and newspapers to their racks and help us to keep your periodicles in good condition.

are we having fun yet?

are you doing better than your parents?

can anybody beat this guy?

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eyeliner 101 mastering beauty’s toughest trick

oprah’s $7 million giveaway!

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i just read about natalie portman and all those magazine-promisings and all those awful words and now i am headed for the bar.