TOP TEN UNSAFE TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS
10. Junior Electrician Outlet Patrol
9. Hasbro’s Slippery Steps
8. Black & Decker Silly Driller
7. Roof Hanger Paratrooper Outfit
6. Remco’s Pocket Hive
5. Traffic Tag
4. Will It Burn? From Parker Brothers
3. Chimney Explorer
2. My First Ferret Farm
1. Ooh-You’re Blue!, the Hold-Your-Breath Game
TOP TEN NUMBERS BETWEEN ONE AND TEN
10. Seven
9. Four
8. Ten
7. Three
6. Eight and a half
5. Nine
4. Two
3. One
2. Eight
1. Five and Six (tie)
TOM BROKAW’S TOP TEN TURN-ONS
10. Long walks on the beach
9. A perfumed bath on a rainy afternoon
8. Raisa Gorbachev in a waitress uniform
7. Doing the news with no pants on
6. When they sneak some swear words into a PG movie
5. Connie Chung’s discarded makeup sponges
4. Slow dancing in the White House briefing room
3. Body Glitter
2. Hang-gliding nude over state prisons
1. Fat checkout girls who wear a ton of makeup
lists obviously stolen from Letterman’s book of top ten lists circa 1990.
