i’m trying to think up the best theme for my art show other than complete fucking rage and drunken annoyance and faggy typical hipster crap.

one girl shit-talked me somewhere on the www. i don’t remember where exactly but she said that i wore “annoying mod clothes”

wait, what?

are people allowed to be annoyed by other people’s clothes? and i wear mod clothes? fuck that i wear whatever i can get my hands on, the cheaper the better, the more used-up and oldschool, classic, better even. i do not own modern clothing and i do not know anything about brand-recognition other than things i remember from a magazine that falls on my lap from a cool person.

what i do know is how to put things together, how to style things effectively and if that is annoying to you then you should put your fat fucking lips back to your bong and suck until you get zits all over your moustache.

i am so irritated when girls say to me oh do you ever walk down the street and see people and think i could help that man/woman with their outfits?

and i go, no, not really, but if they asked me i would help them put it all together in a way that would flatter their bodytype using what they already own, just sort of re-arrange stuff, however i also consider the fact that it is possible that these people don’t want to be helped, dear friend, so there is no reason to be thinking i could help them, got it?

i am annoying because i dress a certain way to appear to be secure with myself and it is annoying you because i am not dressing like you because i would rather wear ten dollar pants and the same smelly shirt everyday and go to the zoo and have fun all at the same time while you are reading my blog and being annoyed by it.

do you find that photo annoying and mod? it’s a halloween costume. and yes i was annoyed by having to wear that skirt in highschool for a whole year but now i have a conservative catholic school skirt, so there.