well thats the thing hipsters do not want to read about hipsters
hipsters HATE hipsters
they want to read about scummy cool dangerous people because everyone knows that hipsters are big pussies and all they do is read chunky dictionaries in farty arty dark bars with candles all alone and they butt in on other people’s conversations to say something annoyingly clever and then they turn to their friend and say zoltan! and snicker.
that’s what i do anyway except i make people cry and/or jump into a bonfire and then i try and sell them a website.
ha!
From: “Tony C”
To: “‘Raymi Lauren'”
Subject: RE: special party
Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 11:29:00 -0500
Nope not me.. I’d have to be way more arrogant and at least booze and carouse
with hoochies to be a rockstar. It’ll only lower your blog rating. Besides
blogs are for you young hipsters. Though if you ever make a blog for the
elderly
or almost elderly I’d be perfect and I can give you a bulk rate on content.
—–Original Message—–
From: Raymi Lauren [mailto:
Sent: Monday, November 01, 2004 10:13 AM
To: “Tony C”
Subject: RE: special party
i am putting this on my blog because u are a rock star
>From: “Tony C”
>To: “‘Raymi Lauren'”
>Subject: RE: special party
>Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 23:56:30 -0500
>
>About me? hmmm is someone willing to pay for it? Cause I’ll make shit
>up for a price.
>I have a tech addiction to support. lol I’m doing good had a couple of
>accidents but being I’m semi unbreakable and I bounce I’m be back to
>action soon.
>Foccusing mainly
>on business and staying out of trouble. Was in TO again last summer
>causing mayhem on the danforth. Think I got on the news that time. Or
>so I heard. Had a youth regression and went to hip hop concerts in
>bryant park as well. shamefully most of my video from that was the
>hoochie dancers but hey I like dem hoochies. Got a couple of new jobs.
>Moved several times. Most recently last month. Stopped hangin at most
>sites.
>Proclaimed myself
>innocent and pure as the falling snow or a baby lamb. Decided it was
>better to go back to hating people first then decided trying to snap
>those that piss me off in half only leads to lebgthy trials which my
>best friend who’s a defense attorney vows to get me locked up for being
>stupid. Other than just chillin waitin for scary terrorist shit to
>happen one day.
