today we got fil new shoes because fil learned that raymi got new shoes but raymi does not actually have the new shoes in her posession so fil wearing new shoes and raymi not wearing new shoes equals gay and not fair.
before that fil and raymi ate at the diner place and raymi was a bitch, again, and fil said i am never fucking coming here with you again and raymi said fine, but that obviously was a lie because they went there again three seconds later.
even before that they woke up earlyish and watched the teen choice awards and raymi said willheim made that music and fil said yes i know you tell me everything and raymi said let us drink beer.