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From: Bob
To: H****
Sent: Thursday, August 19, 2004 9:06 AM
Subject: Fw: Immigrants Poem
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> Illegal Immigrants Poem
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> I cross ocean,
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> poor and broke,
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> Take bus,
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> see employment folk.
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> Nice man treat me
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> good in there,
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> Says I need to
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> see welfare.
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> Welfare say,
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> “You come no more,
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> We send cash
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> right to your door.”
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> Welfare cheques,
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> they make you wealthy,
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> Medicare it keep
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> you healthy!
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> By and by,
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> I got plenty money,
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> Thanks to you,
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> Canadian dummy.
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> Write to friends
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> in motherland,
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> Tell them ‘come
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> fast as you can.’
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> They come in turbans
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> and stolen trucks,
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> I buy big house
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> with welfare bucks
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> They come here,
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> we live together,
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> More welfare cheques,
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> it gets better!
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> Fourteen families,
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> All moving in,
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> But neighbor’s patience wearing thin.
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> Finally, white guy
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> moves away,
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> Now I buy his house,
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> and then I say,
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> Find more people
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> for house to rent.”
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> And in the yard
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> I put a tent.
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> Send for family
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> they just trash,
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> But they too,
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> draw welfare cash!
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> Everything is good,
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> Soon we own the neighborhood.
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> We have hobby —
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> it’s called breeding,
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> Welfare pay
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> for baby feeding.
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> Kids need dentist?
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> Wife need pills?
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> We get it free!
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> We got no bills!
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> Canadian crazy!
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> He pay all year,
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> To keep welfare
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> running here.
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> We think Canada
> darn good place!
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> Too darn good for
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> the white man race.
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> If they no like us,
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> they can scram,
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> Got lots of room in
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> Pakistan.
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> SEND THIS TO EVERY
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> CANADIAN
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> TAXPAYER
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> YOU KNOW
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