im going to panama july third for one week because i am amazing. amazing. i need a vaykay anyway though everyday of my life is a vacation. my cabby last nite/3am freaked me out a bit i felt like i had to remind him why life isn’t shit and about his kids and once i started trash-talking the town and people with money in general, he was satisfied and opted for not blowing us all to hell. i was like ya man i’m cool the way i am but it would be nice to have more money and then he pulled into my drive and was like what are you talking about miss this is a rich houe rich area RICH so i pulled out my big ten dollar bill and said keep the change, all one dollar and twenty-five cents of it, it’s all you dude.
