if i had a penis they would let me play soccer with them. if i weren’t the unlimberest person in the world with legs what are made of twigs and shoes with no treads and a dumb look on my face, perhaps. it’s fucking hot out dude.
smoking makes me take craps. someone asked me this and i was like no it doesn’t but ya man, it sure does.
like i’m gonna go try and eek one now. wait feeling passed.
i’m growing mexican pussy hair. the bermuda triangle. what?
i can’t decide if i should put on fake tanner or lay out in the sun until i sweat off five pounds and pass out into the grass.
into the grass.
when a girl kisses me i am like do it again.
but it’s ok dude ‘cos another one is already in-line after you. sucka.
