From: “bunny mcintosh”
To: parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:18:59 -0400
Subject: who to me knock her out da wader
and with one friggin’ swoosh of his tail he knocks over all my fucking homies after i spend hours and hours of my precious time arranging them prettily.
asshole the cat dot com. – raymi
that is the best thing anyone has ever written. a because I have homies and b because yo exactly.
stupid bowl broke and now since i suck like a stripper i always get a mouth ful of coal.
which ruined christmas for the last time.
i made john wayne a happy birthday post of me looking like a sassfactori dork with ears on as if I’m This Close to wearing some white gloves and going to church with my mom. now i’m listening to pharoe monch like oh damn.
my boobs are so great on your blog i’ve sent them to everyone. today i found out that all these indie sluts who are neurotic squeamish gossipy virginal hand job factories for guitar players were talking all sorts of most awesome shit about me. these are the same girls that spread a rumor that I’d gotten fucked with a shot gun.
um. it was a .22 fags get it right.
oH Hell ray charles just came onto my computer i’m goin to cry. i would like to put my hands in ray charle’s mouth for some reason cause he’s such a fucking awesome singer
what yes i realize this email is extraodinarily annoying but at least it is as self referencial as it is insipid.
ou ou my back hurts tonight i gave myself a pedicure and ate dinner alone. not for long since i’d bangged the guy who made my hamburger so he came out and kept talking to me and asked to borrow my lip gloss and I was like “sure sure” I probably would have driven across town for him for some reason. and he wasn’t the most fab lay or anything but he was really adorable right then with my order in his hands.
oh COMMOTION IN THE HALL holy shit this can only mean one thing: frat boys walking for me to steal their wallets
THE NIGHTGOWN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE BASEBALL CAP
withlibteryandjusticeforall,
from the dirrty dirty south,
i remain,
with dignity and mutual esteem,
From : parkdale raymi
Sent : June 7, 2004 12:39:36 PM
To : meltingdolls@hotmail.com
Subject : you fucking whore
hi lesbian
look i will kill those women for you if need be
or i will at least make everyone think bad things about them
dude shotgun sex = they wish they got it
how did u lay the .22 – did u polish the pearl
ya john is old as fluff now
im pretty fucking nigger looking with my tan
i am kind of getting abs
angelo was like sorry abs!
im like no those are my ribs but then i flexed and was like MAN abdominal muscles.
never before i have had them
well maybe when i was 11 and a crazy swimmer
serious enough fuck up those indies
im fucking hungry
wolfed down puree lentil soup at 5am that was the constistancy of powder sloop
5am is a pretty sketchy time
the birds are so selfish then
beat the out of me
