i dated this guy for six months when i was 16.5 and i faked a british accent for the first month and a half. what a mental case. saurav was his roommate. i said i was from devon, england and that’s where saurav was from also so when he asked me where exactly in devon i had lived i said the northwest part. neeeahht. so when i told the guy it was a fake accent he didn’t flip out exactly he was just like wow you’re real voice is such a turn-on. cool. this is when i dressed all glamorous, sex ‘n the city steez and had long blond flippy important porno hair and after my doings with the latvian girl.
she, is a whole other story.
bunny mcintosh says:
party on wayne
bum pirate says:
holla
bunny mcintosh says:
i got groceries today and also drunk
bum pirate says:
go look at my bloog
bum pirate says:
at my ass and vag
bum pirate says:
woah nice
bunny mcintosh says:
woah yeah i know
bum pirate says:
u slots
bum pirate says:
they call me raymi the muff
bunny mcintosh says:
nice ok i’ll check you out
bum pirate says:
ok
bum pirate says:
cum visit me
bunny mcintosh says:
i will cum yes
bum pirate says:
when
bum pirate says:
this summer
bum pirate says:
we can wear old lady granny pants jump on my bed and put eye liner on each other
bunny mcintosh says:
ok we will have a blast
bum pirate says:
how long would u come for
bunny mcintosh says:
but if you’re mean to me i’ll fucking burn your house down. but you won’t be. actually i’ll just say bitch be cool.
bunny mcintosh says:
I have to get money.
bum pirate says:
ill be nice
bum pirate says:
why wouldnt i be
bunny mcintosh says:
I might go live in boston for my internship.
bunny mcintosh says:
you will.
bum pirate says:
woah
bunny mcintosh says:
BOSTON
bunny mcintosh says:
i need to make some boston friendsters or something so i don’t have to sit in my apartment all weekend alone
bum pirate says:
itblowsthere
bunny mcintosh says:
naw
bum pirate says:
my ex bf lives there
bunny mcintosh says:
its close to NYC and close to my ass kicking grandfather
bum pirate says:
u can go party in amherst with all the reject rock n rollers
bum pirate says:
nice
bunny mcintosh says:
rockidy rock
bum pirate says:
this guy’s chihuaua barfed on the floor and i went cool!
bum pirate says:
he was worried
bunny mcintosh says:
ha ha
bunny mcintosh says:
i smoked free weed
bum pirate says:
i felt mean
bunny mcintosh says:
my friend just had a freak fest at me
bunny mcintosh says:
she gave me a you’re out of control lecture and I gave her an “I love you, don’t be sad at me” lecture back
bum pirate says:
ew thats gross i hate when people do that, the whole we need to talk speech and then u get all crazy like what what what the fuck is wrong dude serious
bunny mcintosh says:
She has known me since I was 15 and had giant orange wig hair.
bunny mcintosh says:
and she was fat and had a perm and braces
bum pirate says:
i have so much mascara it makes me eyelashes feel like tiny needles evergreen tree style
bum pirate says:
ew
bunny mcintosh says:
she is so lovely but she acts like my mom
bum pirate says:
aw
bum pirate says:
thats nice then
bunny mcintosh says:
i always have so much eyeliner
bunny mcintosh says:
eyeliner liquid sluts
bunny mcintosh says:
she is cool because she could tell people they needed to shut their fucking mouths when they would make fun of me when i was little
bunny mcintosh says:
and mormon
bunny mcintosh says:
and didn’t swear
bum pirate says:
i wake up and i look like oscar the grouch junkylike
bunny mcintosh says:
and so punk rock boys were bitches to me on the bus
bum pirate says:
aw i hate schoolbus politics
bunny mcintosh says:
i looked like courtney love this morning cause i had makeup smeared all over my face
bunny mcintosh says:
i know it. fuck them in their asses.
bum pirate says:
gutterpunk
