my cat is in love with me and thinks i am his mother. hoo ha is going to be a mumsy soon, well not hoo ha really only laura petrie is. so cute. she said she has skinny legs and body ‘cept for her tummy and looks like humpty dumpty. go say hi to her. one time i walked out of her apt. in scarey town brooklyn and a car was on fire right outside and then i dumped pop on this guy’s head for calling me chunky and not taking it back and we got plastered at pump’s spilled drinks in the old man bar on bill’s lap and she had a kitty koongus on a leash that got run over. aww. then we got bitchy at each other. we did each other with a strap-on too. we both had boy hair. mental cases, really. she had a drive-thru wedding and didn’t even get out of the car. awesome. there was a crazy rain hail wind lightning thunderstorm today at 10amish. the cat went insane. everytime my mum calls she blocks her number.
