when someone calls you a web whore are they being all complimentary and obviously NOT insulting you or is this a faggoty double entendre? meh. i wish they were exciting as the people versus whitey.
double entendre
n : an ambiguity with one interpretation that is indelicate
this makes me happy and excited to go to LA eventually.
tony says:
when are you coming here?
raymihonky says:
my life is too messed up right now and overwhelming
raymihonky says:
i dont even have a job and im like KJHWKAHGD:AG P all frazzled. pffft.
tony says:
thats sad
tony says:
no it’s sad you won’t be here [LA].
raymihonky says:
sad? shut up. dont gimme yer pity. i am having SOME fun, though.
raymihonky says:
i can wake up and sleep whenever the fuck i want, no structure or limitations
raymihonky says:
oh, that kinda sad
tony says:
ive been on vacation this week
tony says:
im enjoying the sleeping when i want
raymihonky says:
but u have a real job right?
raymihonky says:
what the fuck do you do again?
tony says:
i work at e!
tony says:
i want a new job
tony says:
i want to move to canada
raymihonky says:
niiice dude. canada is so hot right now.
raymihonky says:
get e to feature blogs and raymitheminx.com
tony says:
they couldn’t care less about blogs
raymihonky says:
well, they will care about them. 4 years too late though. all they care about is red carpets at gay award things that i am not invited to anyways so i could care less about them too.
tony says:
totally
raymihonky says:
we get that tard channel
raymihonky says:
except its called E!star or something
raymihonky says:
it’s gay
tony says:
i told them that i would write their Eblog
tony says:
i had a whole proposal
raymihonky says:
but the canadian version is way cooler
raymihonky says:
and they told u to fuck off?
tony says:
yes
tony says:
in it i said that the wall street journal even has a blog
tony says:
blah blah
raymihonky says:
i think they said no to you because you are a boring regular guy, they want young up and coming or dying loser women
tony says:
they said, “blogs are unprofessional”
raymihonky says:
like joan rivers daughter
raymihonky says:
EW
raymihonky says:
do u know her?
tony says:
i ran into her on wednesday
raymihonky says:
“blogs are the new black and even famous people have them” -raymi the minx. tell them that quote, those fuckers.
tony says:
I want to take pictures of that crazy place!
raymihonky says:
what crazy place ?
raymihonky says:
why dont u all come to my house before i am evicted for real
raymihonky says:
u have like 2 months
raymihonky says:
coolhandluke is moving . he punched a hole in the wall. the blond girl and i are driving him crazzzzy!
raymihonky says:
and there is no chance in hell he is taking that bed
raymihonky says:
ever ever never dammit
raymihonky says:
im lonely and sad
tony says:
if i woulda known you werent coming here i woulda come there
raymihonky says:
and angry
raymihonky says:
really?
tony says:
yes!
raymihonky says:
well maybe u should have told me this sooner u fucktwit
tony says:
i made no plans cuz i thought you were coming here
raymihonky says:
o well next year u can meet me then
tony says:
i told you when i was vacationing!
raymihonky says:
no im still coming
raymihonky says:
just not on yer special holiday
raymihonky says:
so do u really bang all those girls u write about? are u really a big fat liar
tony says:
i bang more
tony says:
its hard to kiss and tell
raymihonky says:
totally
tony says:
one i didnt bang cuz she was a virgin
raymihonky says:
do u think i bang people every second?
tony says:
i wanted to eat her out too but she had never had that before
tony says:
and i didnt want to be her first
raymihonky says:
yeh right
tony says:
no one bangs every second
raymihonky says:
i woulda been her first
tony says:
its true!
raymihonky says:
ive fucked plenty of virgins. i think i am too traumatizing for a first sexual experience. well i know i am and was. nevermind.
raymihonky says:
i rule for fucking virgins. i thrive on other people’s virginities. hahaha.
tony says:
virgins are too clingy. i just wanted to kiss her
raymihonky says:
well u know what i mean, people are lead to believe that i am a fuckmachine
tony says:
nah
raymihonky says:
well it’s true i am just on vacation right now
tony says:
nudity doesnt equal sex
raymihonky says:
i just registered istoleyourshit.com and zerolibido.com
tony says:
do you have 100% safe sex?
raymihonky says:
nope
raymihonky says:
im busy now
raymihonky says:
bye
tony says:
damn
raymihonky says:
one sec
tony says:
please only have safe sex
raymihonky says:
im back
raymihonky says:
yeh the partners i choose are safe
raymihonky says:
fuck you tony!!!! u brought this shit up last time too. you have no right to talk to me about this mister “i bang more, it’s hard to kiss and tell bla bla aatraa laa.”
raymihonky says:
i told u i have never had any fucking sex disease(s).
raymihonky says:
you make me so fucking mad sometimes hd fpoidhf;ds.
raymihonky says:
you and your arrrrmy [and every other fucking person who talks to me].
tony says:
dont be mad. be happy.
tony says:
i care about you
tony says:
im not saying you’re dirty or your partners
tony says:
but if one of their partners is, then everything gets fucked up
raymihonky says:
i know this
raymihonky says:
shut up i get it thanks.
raymihonky says:
tell me something i actually do not know
tony says:
and what if i fell in love with you
raymihonky says:
like fuck
raymihonky says:
so what
tony says:
and wanted to go down on you?
raymihonky says:
take a number
raymihonky says:
in the event of that happening i’d tell you what you needed to know
raymihonky says:
relax it’s a turnoff
raymihonky says:
anyway
raymihonky says:
im trying to be less of a vulgarian [baby steps]
raymihonky says:
im so mean right now and i threaten everybody and everyone thinks it’s all against them. i mean. everyone is getting shit on right now.
tony says:
dont be mean to me
tony says:
im your #3 fan
raymihonky says:
im not being mean to you
raymihonky says:
number 3 ?
raymihonky says:
yeh i doubt it
raymihonky says:
you’d give me more special privileges and linkages to yer crapblog if you were #3
tony says:
i dont link anyone more than you
raymihonky says:
i dont spend much time linking others either
raymihonky says:
ill have a special page eventually we’ll see
raymihonky says:
i have lots of plans that dont ever come to seed
raymihonky says:
maybe 1/3 of what i say will come true
tony says:
i told those ward boys to take “slut” off your name
raymihonky says:
im an opportunist
tony says:
they did
raymihonky says:
but not deceptive
raymihonky says:
like u and yer help me buy a car thing
raymihonky says:
those guys are suckers id never send u a penny for that. u have to earn people’s money
tony says:
im not deceptive!
tony says:
im telling them exactly what it is
raymihonky says:
i hate/love those ward guys, another example of pathetic inferiority complexes and bitter blog rivals who dont deserve my or anyone else’s time
raymihonky says:
their shit is funny but pretty boring. if i dont visit a site then it is basically, pretty fucking lame
raymihonky says:
i know. i didn’t mean u were deceptive.
raymihonky says:
i meant like, whatever
raymihonky says:
its obvious what i meant. go re-read
raymihonky says:
im so glad i bought a pipe
raymihonky says:
i walk around smoking it all day like a hot junky
raymihonky says:
i hope i dont get arrested
raymihonky says:
for a. stealing
raymihonky says:
b. drugs
raymihonky says:
im like the cooler unfamouser version of wynona (winona? she obviously isnt so important if i cant even remember how to spell her name. eff to those free winona shirts. bleeeh. tho i saw a cool ad for her in vanity fair where she is all manic and holding up a bunch of newly purchased items and her hair is all frazzled and im like, woah i identify with her so much right now. fullstop.)
tony says:
you stole the pipe?
raymihonky says:
no i bought it
totally separate and way cool msn conversation with this dude who i know in toronto
I Used To Drink From The Bottle, Now The Bottle Drinks From Me says:
ok
I Used To Drink From The Bottle, Now The Bottle Drinks From Me says:
is that better ?
raymihonky says:
just put ewan as your name so i know it’s you
raymihonky says:
i dont have time to scroll down and figure out who the fuck it is
raymihonky says:
just kuz msn gives u the freedom to make up a shitty name for yourself doesnt mean u should spend five hours everyday changing it around.
raymihonky says:
that is all.
raymihonky says:
eff bill gates. pfffft.
Ewan says:
hahahha you are like me
Ewan says:
ok
Ewan says:
enough
Ewan says:
talk later
Ewan says:
peace
raymihonky says:
no im not like you
Ewan says:
well
raymihonky says:
i could learn you a thing or two
Ewan says:
you are a newer model
raymihonky says:
haha
Ewan says:
so there are bound to be upgrades
raymihonky says:
you’re old as dust and bitter about it
raymihonky says:
another reason why everyone hates me so much. i talk too much shit.
Ewan says:
shit talking is one of lifes few real pleasures
raymihonky says:
yeh
raymihonky says:
im putting some of our msn conversation up on my blog
raymihonky says:
nothing to make u look too bad. [pffft.] dont worry.
raymihonky says:
now shut up and let me work
Ewan says:
ok
Ewan says:
deal
raymihonky says:
good. i’ll pst the to be continued version tomorrow. bye.
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