me trying to stick out my tummy and rest it on the counter but ending up lookin’ like an alien.

i can’t fucking believe i am awake drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes. it is 6:35am. 6:35am!!

i decided, you know, i am awake. i may as well stay awake and make coffee. i even bought sugar cubes and 1 per cent milk to do this.

now it is 6:45am. i just went to the bathroom. i am talking to antidisestablishmentarian on msn. i told him i would go to the bathroom with a cigarette in my mouth. and then i did.

now i am listening to ron sexsmith’s strawberry blond. it is a pretty song.

before i forget. what are you doing this friday if you live in Toronto? oh, that’s right. you’ll be at 483 church street eating loads of free food and drinking free booze with me and these dudes. i have a part in this filmthing that really doesn’t make any sense but it is done with super8 and i am wearing old man clothes and i am in high park with a dude in a bunny suit and i am hung over and stupid. go to it. nov.29th.

i was reading love is a dog from hell by bukowski on the can. tyranny lent it to me. that fool still has other books of mine. lending things out to people gives me great anxiety sometimes, while others, i am like, whatever. these things don’t own me. they have a history and they will go on to be loved and read and shared and that’s the way it should be.

black girl roommate and i bought these things from the supermarket – crap carrot/apple juice, blue kool-aid, strawberries, milk, sugar cubes, bread, water, baby corns…i forget the rest. the cashier was mad at us and her arm was hurting so i did a little dance and started to light my cigarette and i bought a homie from the gumball machine but i already had that homie so i was mad. no. dissappointed. is that how i spell dissappointed? whatever. that word is messed up anyway.

now me and antidisestablishmentarian are talking about homies and the homie dogs! holy shit, type “homies” in a google image search and lookit all the awesome pictures of people and their dumb friends posing as homies!

anti says:

i always just gave away the homies i already had to pretty girls

r le minx says:

aww

r le minx says:

keep that shit for yourself

anti says:

no way, how can you beat, “i got this homie for you…” ?

anti says:

perfect icebreaker

r le minx says:

totally

r le minx says:

yah

r le minx says:

well i have them on my windowsill so when i bring boys home they see em right away

r le minx says:

and then they know it is safe to have sex with me

anti says:

and you’re only cool if you gettem from the gumball machines….