i think i’m a hermit/anti-social because…..

i sit in front of the tv for hours on end. i sit in front of this computer for hours on end. my idea of a great evening includes beer and television with my neighbor’s dog, Chablis. i avoid going out so i can indulge in all of the above. i go tanning and/or work-out on my fourth lunch break so i never bump into people, the only social part of my day is third lunch break with a few people and lately we’ve made it so we don’t have to sit with others. i clam-up when someone approaches me when i’m out having a butt. i can only handle people when i’m feeling obnoxious, argumentative or i’m wasted. At work i’m fine, cuz each social interaction only lasts 3 minutes and i can easily pass the customer off to sumwun else. I’m fine when it’s one-on-one and i’m in a talking mood or the other party doesn’t mind a lapse in conversation. i make random shock appeal-like statements, causing the receiver to shuuuut up or be offended and i tell long horrible jokes with irrelevent punchlines.

perhaps i’ve too much on my mind these days, dunno.