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i just realized it was monday
i have march break becuz i am a skoolgirl
and i spent all weekend stoned
and it was a mission trying to explain to my dad
why the vcr was not working
and i was all baked
and i really wanted to watch my moovie
and i thawt it was the film that was fucked
so i convinced him to go to movie shoppe and
get the other copy
of dazed ‘n confused
and then brought it back
and we plopped it in
mind u i was really baked
and he had started in on the blue himself
and that copy was all fuzzy too
arg.
so we figger out that it is the vcr
so he pops in this magik tape that cleans out
the vcr
and it works
then i make noodles
and smear lip balm all over my face
and watch dazed and confused
“Please do hold all my telefone calls i am busy.”

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