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Everyone’s startin’ to get real annoyed wif me ’round here.
“Uh ray, don’t you have sumpin’ you should be doin’ tonite? Like…..sumwhere to be?”
hmmmph.
ffuk you.
You always complain and moan that i am never home and now that i AM home you want me to go out. jeeezus.
My dad’s all excited and is out now renting moovies and getting popkorn and
“Coke! Dad, don’t forget to get me COKE!!!”
and my mum is lookin’ in disgust at me while i pick at my face.
My brother sez my hair loox all ugly.
I learned on Oprah that you can get red wine out of yer rug by using white wine to neutralize it.
kool eh.
Think at the next wine-party i go to, if sumwun spills red wine, i’ll lunge at the spot with a glass of white wine and everyone will cheer and applaud and this circle of light will shine all ’round me. ahhh.
Maybe i’ll throw myself together and go out into the world.
ugggghhhffffff…..
achy head.

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