you wasted life why wouldn’t you waste the afterlife

this picture made it into my dream last nite as i took it right before bed and was like oh man i canNOt wait to put that on the internet, wow, time to get a life maybe?

i had to sew those ribbons back on they were hot-glued on only and came off the second i took them out of the package, i also bought these socks in black (2 for 20) and a white lace pair of knee socks i am never going to dress my age, at least i don’t wear platform spice girl shoes and have platinum hair and crow’s feet. yet.

fyi you get loads more cut eye with thigh highs than knee socks, wow, what a world of difference i totally forgot about that, i used to wear them in grade 6 i’ll get you a dumb picture in a second, anyway, at the tap this circle of unhip chicks broke their necks glaring at me i was pretty close to yelling at them to stop fucking looking at me.

ps. i am purposely trying to tone down the sexy in front of my parents wearing these things cos i didn’t want to be forbidden from wearing them, but trust me, once i was out of eye-shot don’t think i didn’t jut my chest and ass out like crazy.

cobrasnake after party none of us went to, half sad about it.

hi risha and erin.

broszkowski and i were dancing and i hear RAYMI RAYMI and ignore it cos fil says i am narcissistic and imagine all the time that people are looking at me or screaming my name, turns out i was right! rachel in the red hat shot the fred perry shoot with/of me. ps. nice fountain of babehair beside you.

hahahahaahhhahhaha

ps. that youtube kid wrote back to tell me he wasn’t fat, he’s buff, and that he probably knows more about nirvana than i do, then says he isn’t a fan in one comment, then in another the biggest fan. yawn.

HITMANCHON

You need to get your fucken facts straight you dumb bitch!
I am a huge Nirvana fan and probably know more shit about Nirvana than you do, and by the way im not fat im buff.

someone needs to tell him that these days the word buff and curvy, equals fat.