i’ll show you brooke hogan.

no way i could walk in these. terrifying. i am more of a practical gal.

mmm don’t you want one right now?

i have a champagne roady here.

mom can i have these flip flops?

getting a t-shirt done for my dad. it might happen.

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really wanted this shirt but in blue, by the time we got back the only small was gone. this was a small but not princessy enough.

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i need my nail polish back paddy i am still obsessed with the shade and photo pop.

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loved this corner. bumping place. at night it was junglesque.

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my hair was totally retarded this night. didn’t care. i had a barette headache. i searched for a jeweled clip but couldn’t settle. i bought three rings and a dainty heart necklace. the next night i found my barette.

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happy fourth of july!

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such a good dinner and mellow night. watched fireworks all around our hotel from the 18th floor, our penthouse terrace. it was magical.

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like bees to honey.

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ok one more.

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teamiami. ok i will stop making words using miami. not guaranteed.

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staged.

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what day was this?

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i am living in this outfit now.

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dreamy. i want to watch i love you man again now. one cos it’s funny but two cos a big portion is filmed in miami.

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i’m going to tan and finish my book.

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mural in the hotel’s resto lounge, fourth of july. they called me lady gaga. loved us. were so nice. gave us a jug of sangria to go which we drank none of.

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i’ll give you grey gardens.

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see lois?

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fix your sign. across from our hotel.

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cabanas. bet they bang in there. good luck dude it’s boiling hot inside.

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as shown, this outfit was quite the draw.

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my brooke hogan outfit. i was racing back to the hotel marching into palm trees and sweating and this guy in a sweet ride goes BROOKE HOGAN! i stopped and went huh? oh! yeah! hahahaha! laughing with him. he dug it.

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more like it.

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inviting me to a party the following night, which we wouldn’t be around for. boo.

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found this our last night left out for a taker. i took it. someone over-ordered.

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mom caught me mid-trip.

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can’t embed this video but go watch it. will knows exactly what he’s “rapping” about.

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we kept the mirror tv on an oldies channel the entire time, there was a twilight zone marathon one day. mesmerizing. i love the lull of old music and cinema, their voices and dialect. fancy.

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popular t-shirt slogan. i also found a COOL STORY TELL IT AGAIN BRO! hahaha

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aerobics lesson a la raymi.

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night swim to swim the pasta off. wait, what night was this again? hahaa.

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my mom photo attacks everyone. please don’t blame me for the order, it’s facebook. the woman also refuses to email me them i have to get them myself and i’m sure facebook distorts photos when you download.

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off goes roller booze girl. i bet she gets a bonus if we all showed up.

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pedro loved the raymi gaga.

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i am getting hungry.

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something about mary was also filmed here. raymi 2002 tidbit: the name of my short-lived (3 month) radio show was called THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT RAYMI. hahaha. it was an hour long and fucking hilarious.

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planes dragging ads all over the place. nothing is sacred, not even the sky.

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i spy a wicked bruise, a curb trip casualty knee graze and “the line” on my thigh (athletic toneage). mom got her own special white wine and then i got to hear the ten billionth exact same account of the first time she puked on red wine story. we gossiped about the juiciest shit this evening, very enjoyable evening, it was very windy and balmy and breezy. then i gave lois an intense half hour aquatic aerobic class.

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then i got drunk on the last morning and stayed drunk all day and ditched the girls at one point to get into my own mischief. it was that bottle of champagne i found in the hallway. then i had a real bottle of one. it was a fairytale vacation.

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ugh he was a bit gross. lois was about to pry him off me.

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mom rips off my entire style, here she is trying to wheel and deal me giving her my steve maddens. FUCK YOU! get your own shit. so the last day they went across town to the OTHER steve madden store so she could jock me. pfft. it’s cos i got such a great deal and could walk in them. we have the same tolerance and lack thereof of heels so when we find a pair it’s a big deal.

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she hadn’t seen this dress i bought and eyes lit up holy shit. lois was like yup, get it. i regret passing up that amazing purple one. that store was aggravating me with its obnoxious music and when a diva dude employee pounced on me for having all these items in my room cos i was sick of waiting and being ignored by the one clerk i said fuck it and took the onus on myself to get shopping done in the middle of an anxiety attack no less. i said if you have rules you must be around to enforce them (6 things at a time? time waster!) and by the way, your customer service here leaves much to be desired. rude! the other girl immediately and mysteriously became overly nice to us after that while we browsed the jewelry and sunglasses. i liked her to begin with it was this other lazy sloth that was unrighteously snotty and navigating the understaffed retail vortex, refusing to be of aid. i like to in and out it, i don’t like obstacles. employees who mess with that are a bother. let me help you be better: piss off unless you are helping me.

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wood chops.

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working this off. lobster tail. steak.

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gorge.

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missing the good summertime vibe. it made me wonder why we were sequestered in a cluster in the corner of the patio last night at emmas, why everyone just sits. i am on a social kick.

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well howdy there.

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lois’ dream date.

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it’s my parents!

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total score.

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fireworks.

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are those my shoes or yours mom?

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luxurious lois.

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bonding with my mother like old times!

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shorts are starting to drown me.

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bum bum lauren is one of my family nicknames. yeah cool!

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mmmmmm.

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very true!

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ooh love her hair!!

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ok BYE!!!!!!!!!!