a brb blogging

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some slobs called me “a bit hippy” so i have to chug this vodka cran and go obsess about it by the pool. i ordered a weigh scale for the room my mom and lois are going to roll their eyes, they won’t even allow me to be hurt about it don’t worry an epic essay about fat comments some day soon but meanwhile everyone else is checking me out madbusters it’s so awesome that i fixate on a shitstain bachelor bromance asshole right.

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our new room is capital dope.

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the girls are more critical about shots of themselves and i only blog when alone, i’m a girl’s girl unlike cunts we know so i never throw up pictures they haven’t had a chance to ok so for now on here it’s the raymbo show but i assure you, it’s been the mother f*cking tracey show irl. steve aoki put me on his guest list last night for mansion and i bailed. i am an idiot. supreme. even followed up and asked if i got in ok. so blew it! would have been great for my “career” right? ugh. don’t give up on me yet scenesters! is the scene dead yet though? probably only because i am 4300 years old.

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nothing like sand EVERYWHERE.

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happy pride toronto i am being as gay as possible over here in solidarity. i have spied loads of lezbos with staring at me problems. i’ve been showing off my football throwing abilities too. i can really whale it. ahh finally i have some jerk off privacy so BYE!

KIDDING!

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jet skiing in an hour (it was nice knowing you) and then maybe a run by the water i’m getting exercise withdrawal paranoia.

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don’t be jealous, be happy.