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if ian gets on i will explode and be insanely jealousy though he would deserve it.

that dress is funny and makes my waist look gigantic.

anyway, this woman in england has been calling and i have missed all of her calls. she wants to interview me for this british film documentary about my pussy farting article. farticle. she found me when she was doing research for this piece on women’s relationships with their vulva. i hope she flies me to england or something.

i went to look at that apartment and it was pretty decent but i don’t think i will get it because i am not a nerdy student with glasses and bad hair. le sigh.

if you live in oakville and you’re a douchebag loser you should go to this, there’s actually no cover now and you might get free stuff.

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i’m going to look at a new apartment today and i hope it isn’t shitty cos the price is super decent and i won’t have to have a roommate so ward can fuck off for not coming through but i kinda don’t want to live with him anyway cos he has all these different asian girlfriends who already have boyfriends and babies and i dunno if that would work out anyway i have not paid my roommates one cent worth of bills ie internet phone and television because i dont have the internet in my room, i never use the phone or watch tv, fuck i am never even there so why should i pay? i said i would at least pay for tv and then leave it on everytime i left the apartment and when i got home at 4 in the morning turn it way up and then go to my room and pass out. heh.

there, as per request i made some pervy merchandise though they wouldn’t let me have my beaver line showing unfortunately.

if i saw this dog in real life i would need an old fashioned fainting couch because it is so ridiculous!