oh and by the way toronto it is 100000% NOT RAINING today everyone send pitt hate mail thank you be sure to make meteorologist digs.
PS HERE ARE oops caps some photos from last nite’s pre-gong show mixer
September 23, 2006
raymi dood i was completely joking because i know you hate that shit. and i am a feminist but not that kind of feminist, ie mean and full of hate and dillusional. it is fun to play with people’s serious bullshit and show error through satire. one feminist does not speak for all feminists like how one gay person doesn’t represent all gays.
basically though i was just trying to be funny because you so obviously hate feminists and people who use their educations to bully others into thinking they are brilliant and understand the world better than everyone else. i mean come on, it’s DODGEBALL. dodgeball as a representation of patriarchy is hilarious! to me anyway.
i guess u are too funny which means well played
right over my head
but yeah this one girl named **** from ****** camp he said she was a feminist
but really shes just an airhead slut
and i also heard her shittalking some girl behind her back in a major way and i was like funny i didnt know feminists shittalked women and flipped their stupid oakville hair at the same time and wore sideways trucker hats
**raymi fun fact – that picture was before i had my front left tooth filed down.
hey lauren,
i see that you’ve cancelled dodgeball and can i just say i am glad because that is a very unfeminist thing to be doing. sure, dodging ‘balls’ to keep from being ‘out’ (see: othering) is something every woman can relate to but the fact that the winner is whoever ‘hits’ the most players on the other team totally reinforces the abusive patriarchal oppressive system we should be trying to overcome.
plus i’m busy during the day.
since dodgeball IS cancelled you’ve moved karaoke up to 9:30 and i’m going to a concert first at 9. like i tolds ya before i lost your number. i’d love to stop by after the show but i wanna make sure you guys are still gonna be there. wanna give it to me again?
amber
aka your sister in strength
aka ahahfhajfhahahah
***-***-****
***-***-****
please tell me you were being a pretend feminist
i hate feminists
if u are one
dont come
-raymi
also it’ll be going strong til last call so show up whenever but i would come early if you want to get in the karaoke rotation right? right.
September 22, 2006
i woke up with weed hair. do you know what weed hair is?
it’s when you go to sleep stoned and/or drunk so i guess there is also drunk hair anyway weed hair is more fucked than drunk hair because when you are falling asleep high you have no capacity whatsoever of resting your head in a position that doesn’t make your hair stick to your forehead and get tangly and then you try to make it nice and flat, fanning out across the pillow but then you are like oh yeah i’m baked and have to fidget 10000 times more and then you pass out and wake up with weed hair.
i’m glad i don’t smoke weed too often anymore. anyway i’m not washing my hair today cos i want to maintain its shittyness.
love raymi
ok everyone nevermind we are cancelling dodgeball not enough people have said they will for sure be there and we don’t feel we should bother bringing all this shit to the park and then on top of that the weather will likely be crap so we are going to a ball game if you want to join in we’ll be around third base go get a cheap ticket and heckle with us
tony and i ran into the most irritating dude last nite. he shows up just after midnite to the torontoist party to take pictures of the bands and the bar is closed and the bands are packing up he says to us HEY ARE ANY OF YOU IN ANY OF THE BANDS i’m like YES so he goes on about how he thought he had time to make it out bla bla makes a point to mention that he is an ARTIST a few times i’m thinking if YOU are an artist then I am a doctor. anyway he takes pictures of us and some other people and then i asked if he had weed and he did and one was rolled ready to go so i use the can dude’s gone me and tony go out to figure out what next and there is THE ARTIST doing something to a/his bike and he walks up to us and i’m like yeah so about that joint? and he totally forgot all about it also his cellphone is RINGING a lot so we are walking to green room for a drink and smoking on the way there and the guy is acting like he just saved our lives for giving us a few hits and says do you mind getting me a drink then and i said yes just so we could hang longer so i could have more dirt on him.
we sit he gets a beer with a glass he tells the waitress cos artists are classy people too anyway phone rings three more times by this point we are certain that he’s a dealer and the guy is saying in his fone yeah ill be there in ten minutes yeah ill be there in five minutes and he chugs the beer leaving a lot of it sayin that if we get thirsty we can have it hey thanks pal can i really drink the beer i just paid for?
anyway he mentioned two more times he was AN ARTIST and i said what is your art exactly and he says I WORK WITH LIGHT and he enunciated LIGHT for me like i am a huge retard and don’t know what it is. i took his picture of course because I am an ARTIST too and I work with LIGHT also it’s called a FLASH on my CAMERA you loser.
i said to tony that i was glad that i didn’t get all drunk generous or anything and tony pointed out that i gave him my torontoist pin AND later when i wanted a smoke before getting in a cab i noticed that THE ARTIST took my fucking lighter.
fucking artists.
oh and while smoking on the street before getting in a cab guess who should stroll up but my homeless crackhead friend who punched me after i kicked him after he called me a lying cunt after i said sorry for not having money to give him SWOOOON.
