i saved that flower from my grandma’s casket.
i made that pig in grade 6 and i was the only one who decided to hodgepodge those wrappers, everyone else painted theirs different shades of pink and brown because they are followers and i am a leader. i read a bunch of religion assignments i did in grade 6 also and holy shit i totally blocked out how insanely brainwashy catholic school was/is.
my brother wrote a letter to saddam hussein when he was little and asked him to stop making the war cos he was afraid to get hit by a “misel” aw!
i’m trying to think of the potentially witty things i said last nite but i don’t think there are any basically i just made fun of everyone while they sang and was over-the-top out of control dancing and hair-banging.
