we met up with samir at the beac last nite for chipotle macaroni and radmad showed up too and we met joe, samir’s mechanic friend. the guy who was in the major maker video with me works at the beac. he was not wearing glasses.
can you tell i haven’t had an espresso yet?
fil and i had a lunchdate at st. lawrence market today i only ate half of my peameal bacon sandwich it wasn’t all that good, more like a fat tasteless sandwich with condiments on it. st. lawrence market is just a cafeteria for yuppies. when we got up from our table these four suits come over and all take turns thanking us for leaving the table after we were done eating like what yes we are done eating but NO you can’t sit there until you thank me some more first!?
i said the only reason they thanked us was cos i was there fil disagreed and said it was cos he was there in his work/prison clothes, cos he’s a fellow suit to them so like if i had been alone there would have been zero thanks. what do you think? i know this is VERY important i might even make a poll for it.
i think they thanked us cos they wanted to show how polite they could be to me cos they all wanted to fuck me. anyway. i get what fil is saying but still i was dressed pretty cute and casual compared to everyone else and by taking turns thanking me they are hoping that i will understand that they have lives outside of work or that i could be their girlfriend instead of fil’s? i dunno all baystreeters are pretty much scum and would fuck around on their wives in a heartbeat so whatever.
my skin is too pale to pull off wearing a black ball piercing but i am doing it anyway, half of people get it the other half stare from a mile away thinking MOLE MOLE MOLE in their heads.
in grade 8 my brother got suspended for a couple days along with some friends for singing WE CUM WE CUM WE CUM ON YOUR TABLE instead of WE COME TO YOUR TABLE during confirmation mass practising.
we were sent to catholic school cos my parents figured catholic education would be better but turns out you have one teacher who teaches you everything and you know it’s impossible to be sufficiently skilled in all subject areas and if you are then you certianly aren’t an elementary school teacher anyway, the only one-up i believe i have out of religious school is a knowledge of religion. that’s it and it hasn’t exactly come in handy. like hey lady thou shalt not covet my bicycle fuck off! no?
i had friends who went to public school and for the most part were pretty ignorant and now are all bigoted fag haters.
my family is/was not religious at all but sent us there anyway. so here i am with italians and portugeuse and polish, serbs, croat kids, everyone hugely catholic and i know shit all about it. we didn’t even have a bible.
i wonder how my parents woulda felt if i came out of it insanely catholic, holding youth group in our livingroom and all that shit. i guess they were confident enough in my skeptical smartass abilities to fully thwart it and my brother well he’d be fine. one year i lasted in catholic highschool.
anyway, my kids will not be going to a religious school.
i remember during grade 6 science my teacher was very uncomfortable talking about darwin and evolution and threw around the word THEORY a LOT. she would cut us off when we would try and say that heaven was just a theory too and not fact. total religiousnazi that one. anyhow bring on the lightning.
oh and cos of my eleven years of religious exposure and how i’m now all NOT about it christians, catholics etc can shut up with the well you have to learn a little bit about it first before you deny it. cos i did. eleven years. the end. and don’t even try with the well that was catholocism not christianity and no there is not a difference it is exactly the same shit except christianity is crazier, cuckoo and way out of its mind. speaking in tongues? come the fuck on.
because i wrote an article about pussy farting ever since i receive emails DAILY along the lines of this:
Hello. I just read your article on “pussy farts” – and I have to tell you… my wife does that when she is really cumming hard – and it is awesome. It happens when I am on top – alternating big, long thrusts with grinding moves. When is starting to cum, she’ll press against me very hard and push out her pussy – then when the queef happens she is really into her orgasm – and the air I feel around my cock is pretty neat. I love it when she queefs because I know she is feeling great! Thanks for writing about this!
dear everyone: I DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU CAN MAKE YOUR WIFE QUEEF DO YOU WANT ME TO CLAP YOU ON THE BACK OR RETRACT MY PIECE AND ADD IN YOUR DISGUSTING DETAILS?! FUCK OFF.
we went to see the last kiss last nite and it ended up being in one of the VIP rooms at the varsity you know there’s maybe 20 seats all huge with tables attached and a girl goes around and delivers popcorn to your fat lazy ass and you can leave to get trashed in the vip lounge and go back to your seat anyway we smuggled in our own red wine, cans of it the size of redbull so that was nice. also i am on my period.
period + red wine + romantic/drama = crying the entire way through then laughing a little bit menopause styles then seriously crying again and then getting very angry at your boyfriend because zach braff cheats on his girl with this other slut etc and so on.
it’s very well done i mean beautiful even, tho that might have been the wine, some scenes are hysterical while others you want to stuff your hair into your eyes it’s too emotional and real. go see it.
