these are vegan boots…made from real vegans cos, vegans are annoying and deserve to be eaten i mean made into boots for meateaters like me.
September 29, 2006
lise hooked me up with the raddest boots last nite i will take a picture of them later i probably shouldn’t be awake right now unnghgh i came home last nite and boozebreathed in fil’s face FIL WAKE UP LOOOK AT MY BOOOOOOOTS LOOK LOOOOOK and then i kissed and hugged him and tried to cuddle with him like a lecherous perv and then fell asleep on my face cos i had the spins and my bangs are all fucked now LISE WAKE UP LETS RENT MOVIES.
i am very sexy.
September 28, 2006
i am going to be in an internet commercial. it is being filmed in lise‘s kitchen tonite and i get to drink free wine for it i will tell u more later i know! i am even jealous of myself! oh yeah i will be eating cheese as well. the commercial is for a wine company i dunno if i am even allowed to be disclosing this much like hi top secret info doooodz.
last nite we watched duets and fil kept claiming how “funny” it was or was about to be and i fully disagree NOT FUNNY AT ALL. more like sad and depressing and cheesy and stressful. all nite long i kept saying CHANGE IT I CAN’T BREATHE FROM ALL OF THIS LAUGHING HELP PLEASE SERIOUSLY I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER MINUTE HELP ME FIL THE FUNNY PART IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?! OH LOOK PAUL GIAMATTI IS HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN _HYSTERICAL_LAUGHABLE_SIDE-SPLITTING! OMG HE’S HOLDING UP A GAS STATION I AM NOW VOMITTING OUT OF MY EARS AND EYES AND MOUTH THIS IS TOO TOO TOO MUCH!!!1 OH LOOK HIS FRIEND IS SHOT DEAD STOP THE WORLD THIS IS FUNNIER THAN AIRPLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and so on.
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY:
yesterday we went drunkboarding for old time’s sake and i even knelt down and bombed down a slopey hill and didn’t land on my chin but at one point i did wipe out and my left hand scraped against the ground cos my jeans were too tight and i was locked in this crouching position and this little surfer-hair looking kid watched me do it and was impressed i could tell. i like it when 8 year olds think you are the coolest. everytime we passed this one house these drunks in their garage went WOOOOOOOOH and YEEEEARRGH. it felt like being on television.
also yesterday we played asshole and i won every game and they were mad because they had just taught me how to play and i’m all like BURN and you must be very annoyed because i am winning right now etc and so on.
we’re going to see metric tonite for the fiftieth time. yawn. i’m pretty bored of metric. yeh yeh new album out soon tra la, emily haines comes off as annoyingly bitchy and not even in a hot WOW SHE IS SUCH A BITCH kind of way that makes it cool, she’s just a straight-up pretentious seeming BIOTCH. and all the guys are mesmerized by it. fil calls her mrs. philogynist and every other girl singer out there as well. i’mma just stand in the back and wobble around drunk. we got guest list so that’s good. oh and jason collett is opening so that is good also. i have so much energy i need to go longboarding RIGHT NOW.
pictures from the metric/jason collett show last year
i wish i was batshit crazy i mean i wish that at the next zine art selling thing i do i can stand there screaming about the stuff on my table like the dudes selling fish in kensington market or the guy selling vegetables in st. lawrence and compete with other shy nerds selling stuff that is eons better than my dinky creations
HAYAHAHYAHAYAHA CYUM HERE PREEETY LADY BUY THIS BEAUTIFUL FELTED GUN HOLDER FOR IRONIC PURPOSES IT TOOK ME 30 HOURS TO MAKE I AM SELLING IT FOR 40 DOLLARS THO YOU COULD MAKE A BETTER ONE YOURSELF THO I AM RAYMI AND YOU ARE NOT PLEASE BUY THESE MITTENS I WORE IN GRADE 8 HUMANAHUMANAHUMANA HUH HEY LOOK AT THIS DRAWING OF A DINOSAUR WHAT LOOKS LIKE A TURNTABLE YOU WILL WONDER HOW YOU EVER SURVIVED WITHOUT IT. I HAVE A BLOG I HAVE A BLOG I HAVE BLOG I LIVE ON A LOG LOOK AT MY SHIRT DO YOU WANT IT 20 BUCKS 15 BUCKS HERE IS A POEM I PRINTED OUT 30 COPIES GET ONE NOW BEFORE I RUN OUT I WILL READ MY POEM
THERE WAS A BOY FROM OUTERSPACE
HE HAD A NICE FACE
A NICE FACE
THERE WAS A CAT NAMED MEOW
WHEN MEOW MEOWED HE MEOWED A LOT
MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER IS SUPER HOT
etc
please be my friend
