This is fanmail. Seriously, I am in love with you. I have been in love with you for like a year. It’s like, I’ll be at work, or late late home from the bar, and I think, hmmm, wonder what raymi is doing, maybe I will go check and see. And, darling, you never disappoint.
I was first referred to your blog through a friend who is a Toronto writer – and also a big fan. I used to live in Toronto but now I live in Amsterdam so it’s wicked awesome getting all the Canadiana from your blog.
oh and did anyone notice that yesterday i was on a WELP roll? fil pointed it out asking what is welp and i said it is well but more casual like hey we’re just a coupla regular guys wearing sweaters on my wraps-around-the-house porch and yeah like that anyway fil is like 6 years on your blog and no welp and today(yesterday)TWO WELPs.
after this radular photo was taken mr. santa claus had to stop his guitar ballad to shake pitt’s hand and hug and kiss him. not lying.
that’s right, i’m bringing back the caption.
is yellow teeth an irish thing? that kid’s hair sucks.
YES i see you sheep dog curly barf hair kid
nice pretending to be thinking pitt.
uh hi the clothing store called, they’re running out of stripes?
I LOVE YOU FIL NO I LOVE YOOOOUPITT NO I LOVE YOU FIL! I LOVE YOU MORE! NO I LOVE YOU MORE!!! NOPE I LOVE YOU !!!MORE!!!11! NO I LOVE…
ok fine we love eachother EQUALLY….except i love you just a little bit more.
fil please tell me the secret behind being able to suck your nose into your face
salut pitt ou eh my baguette?
everyone look at me screw that guy like whatever you come out to the dome every home game since the beginning of baseball nevermind that EVERYONE LOOK AT ME
SERIOUSLY i have a blog do YOU have a blog? no? so shut up and another thing…
pitt looks like that guy at your party who is just really annoying and smiles a lot and people avoid him cos he is a total gasbag who goes on and on and on and ON and you have to tell your wife before the party that if she sees you talking to him she has to save you otherwise you are dumping her forever
nice pixelation relish motif what are you computer static? funny? anyone?
good thing i ruined a perfectly good picture by BEING IN IT good thing also my face turns mongoloid after a few beers and shots of red wine
i ran out of boners of the week please name some and put up a picture too and i pretty much forgot all the ones i already did so if you want to remind me of them that would be nice so i don’t double dong them aha.
also, 4 years ago today tony pierce interviewed me and that’s when i was working secretly as an online “model” so you can tell at first i am aprehensive of talking about it but then i change my mind cos of tony’s nothing in here is true line ok enjoy.
i didn’t realise how rad that shirt looks thanks jessica
that’s what my diamond pillow looks like so far it’s probably the most annoying thing i have made to date other than that humongous cigarette because i started it without thinking it through first as is all the things i ever do so i’m like ok i guess i have to add more fuscia thread all around to border it despite me spending thirty fucking minutes sewing the shape with white thread. i should have listened to my sewing coach but nooooooo. one day i am going to sew my hand to the cat that’s how not thinking it through first i am.
ps. if you can think of another way to get my point across without using AS IS ALL please let me know.
pps. i’m working on getting us a celebrity to come out to dodgeball and/or karaoke AND it’s not one that i’ve ever mentioned before.
