merkley???: people dont understand that it takes effort to remain interesting
they fail to recognize the work and dedication — even though it comes naturally — there is work
i hate them
me: yes
seriously some nites when i cant sleep i think of shit to write
and zingers
merkley???: i know
me: andthen when i get up i initiate them
and then they work
there is nothing more painful than forgetting a great zinger
merkley???: well i can see that — and the best part is that you work hard enough that to the outsider non creator it seems effortless
thats why i love going after the lazy schlubb no talent havers that make the mistake of making unqualified criticisms
me: yeah the latest and my personal favorite is I CANT READ RAYMIS BLOG OMG I DONT UNDERSTAAAAND IT IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH
uh sorry that your nerd eyes cannot comprehend COOL
merkley???: no its not english — its cool english and you have to be black or cool to understand it
except not black
that part was just kidding
BTW lately i like to say just kidding after totally normal things
me: hahaahahaa
merkley???: like while ordering
i’d like a big mac
just kidding
me: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
merkley???: say it after EVERYTHING for an entire year and then write a book about your experience
me: you just made methink of something new
merkley???: just kidding
me: OK LET ME GO GET MY I DONT CARE NOTEBOOK
ha
merkley???: ha ha
just kidding
me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
this morning fil asked me if i loved him even tho he is handicapped.
his handicap? deviated septum. i call bullshit. dude you SNORE because you snore you breath loud cos you are a dude and you are getting older deal with it.
he doesn’t like when i talk about these things cos he doesn’t like people knowing that he is actually human fuck i want to rip out all of my hair sometimes!
anyway it is fil‘s birthday on sunday he will be 32 (OLD). wish him a happy birthday or something.
also don’t forget to vote just one more time thanks the site is likely getting slammed today so it’s taking a teeny bit longer to load, don’t give up though i appreciate all the support v. much.
Hello Raymi
Mi name is Martin, and by now, I’ve hitting your blog with some regularity. I’m no blogger, and that makes me wonder how and why I stumbled into your blog (because I REALLY don’t remember). Nevertheless, that was a non regrettable event.
The first time saw it, it was called “do you want to be my friend?”, and this I do remember: when I finished reading it, I told to my self: “hell yes, I want to be your friend”. Why? well, let me say that I think You’re an absolutely interesting person.
So, here’s this e-mail, asking the same question just right back at You.
Martin
December 14, 2006
First sentence from the first post of each month in 2006.
JANUARY
FEBRUARY
i made steaks last nite for dickhead 1 and dickhead 2 and did they appreciate it enough?
MARCH
APRIL
last nite was….RETARDED. evidence here.
MAY
being sick sucks.
JUNE
JULY
ungh i fully have to crap right now.
AUGUST
SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER
oh and to answer your question ryan, a refrigeratorhead is the name of my next cat or first born child. also picture post from same day.
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER
idea tiefed from binsk
fil wrote an email defending my honour to cp’s comments made here:
hi cp this is phil, raymi’s boyfriend.
i just read your comment and wanted to make a few points:
- i think the comments in hdw’s blog initially attacked raymi without her having said anything about hdw. i read them earlier and thought that they were cheap, immature and uncalled for, but to each their own. i certainly didn’t see any comments by hdw asking people to cut it out.
- the suggestion that the way raymi’s friends behave on other peoples’ blogs is a reflection on her is just plain wrong for two reasons: 1. of the thousands of hits raymi gets a day, probably a dozen are friends and i can assure you that none of those people are interested in wasting their time arguing with others about who has a better blog; and 2. a blogger, or a writer, or an artist cannot be held accountable for the actions of their readers or listeners or fans [unless they specifically endorse and encourage the actions for which we would hold them accountable] – if that was the case then j.d salinger should be in jail for not telling mark chapman not to shoot anyone. raymi doesn’t tell people what to do and it sure as hell isn’t her job to enforce or even encourage some kind of morality amongst her readers that you deem appropriate.
i am older than your husband and regardless of my being with her, raymi’s writing constantly impresses and entertains me. people who judge writing based on adherence to grammar and ‘appropriate’ topics are disappointingly narrow-sighted.
best,
this lady would not fucking move she saw me with my camera and just turned away chatting on her fone so fine i will take a photo of your olympic pool-lengthed ass happy shopping!
me: look.
Sabrina: you look cute there
me: we look like french canadians
fil is frowning
Sabrina: hahahaha
Sabrina: i dont even know what french canadians look like but it sounds FUNNY to me
me: oh it is
they talk like this doo boo doo broo doo
hahahaa
Sabrina: hahahyaha
me: my mom is french canadian so this is extra funny
me: hahaha the one guy who is the most pompous in that chicks comments is a BASSIST read: UNEMPLOYED
merkley???: sweet
me: he used something i wrote in jest in the comments to back up his argument
a caption i put under a foto of me wasted
um dude sorry but that’s probably the most interesting thing you will ever read in your entire life
merkley???: ha ha
blog fights are fun
the nerve people want me to title my blog and i dont wanna
i just want it to be merkley???
me: merkley says
merkley???: Up Your Butt and Around The Corner
me: AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
merkley???: A Great Blog For Kids!
me: fully
me: you know how people lose their minds if you swear in front of their kids
merkley???: yup
me: like that little douche is never going to hear the f word
ever
how about he hears it from me now instead of some trashy kid in the schoolyard whose parents molest him
at least from me the cuss words are inventive
anyway that concludes raymi’s annual parental advice
**Update the comments have been taken down haha wow can’t even handle a few hours of raymi this is why you are losing.
**double update comments are back but you can’t leave new ones.
