our friend’s grandma recently moved to an old age home and seems to be flourishing cos of it and it is nice to see anyway our friend told us a funny story about her. she called the house one nite around midnite or so and said she had her friend in the room with her and i guess they aren’t usually awake that late anyway she says that everyone had disappeared like the stand styles and they were spooked so her friend was going to sleep in her room that nite cos if she left they were afraid that she would disappear too. most likely all the nurses and assistants were gone and all the other residents were sleeping and this did not occur to them cos they are demented old coots.
it’s so nice out i need to go out but i can’t go out cos i am allergic to fresh sunny air. sorry today’s posts are all emo. fil came home early. i finished reading running with scissors and i wrote to the author i asked is it possible to be published legitimately on a i trust this is good and will sell basis w/o having to polish anything? i mean it i already have the fanbase.
i am going to take a bath and hope the tub magically turns bottomless and i sink down to an alternate universe like narnia except more cool as in david hasselhoff/hot for teacher cool.
cid is a dick and has graduated to knocking my blythe doll off the shelf.
fil‘s being sick has brainwashed me into thinking that i too am sick i hate it. our diet the last few days has been garbage cos when you’re sick you think oh whatever i will eat anything and it will make me better. wrong.
my fucking liver is killing me too if someone leaves a comment saying i have pancreatitis or cancer i will destroy you.
i have post-holiday blues, this year was pretty excessive and to wrap it up with a week long bender and fil being sick has left me feeling barren and stir crazy and well, CRAZY aaaand i have zits all over my face and i never have zits. i think it’s from when cid tries to wake me up with his paws on my lips and cheek he gave me some zits thanks a lot not only are you an agressive annoying poorly behaved mooch monkey but now you give blemishes TOO. i know they are from him cos i never get zits on my cheek or above my lip, don’t try and tell me i’m wrong i am insanely self-involved i know more about me than anything else in fact i should major in me. ok this is getting gay.
i am also nervous about flying to nyc next week and everytime i think about it i have a mini panic-attack and i start worrying about insignificant things like how many shoes i should bring and am i skinny enough to party in nyc right now and i will be on my period and i will be embarrassed cos i don’t know anything about nyc anymore even though i use to live there.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
at least when i hold a champagne glass i don’t look like this.
Dear Raymi I went to the awards site and checked out ALL the finalists that came after you my darling. I must say for the most part, they all bored me in a big way. Yours is the funnest and most original and I love your boobs. My boyfriend thinks it’s funny that I am always reading about your day and laughing my ass off and I don’t even know you. But what can I say really, you’re imaginative, creative, funny, sweet and most importantly REAL!! I love your site and all the best to you in 2007. P.S. Great hair too
the shirt i got is le crap it is like a mid-driff version of a painter’s shirt you would wear in kindergarden not at all flattering lucky i bought a zipper hoodie tho which is a similar striped print of a sweater fil has i wish we had an xmas card with us wearing these shirts, we are wearing them right now. maybe we will go to the sears portrait studio i wonder if i can google all their different backdrops i hope there is one with a rocketship in it. lise‘s friend and his brother got theirs done and one pretended to be in a wheelchair (pretended to be walkless i dunno if this is suppose to be a secret) i will try and find the picture it makes you uncomfortable to look at then you realise it is a joke and then you feel ten times more uncomfortable i love it. the photographer must have been all uhh umm ahhh oooook.
we might not go out cos fil is a crotchety shivering mess we are going to order pizza pizza on my pizza i am getting bacon strips tomato and green pepper fil is getting hot italian sausage green olives and bacon strips.
do you like that i blog about the clothes we wear and the food we eat?
i bought new tights they are navy blue with red checked squares some white blob design thing all over samir burned my other tights friday nite with a cigarette he owes me fifteen dollars. plus tax.
ps. i love ordering via pizza pizza cos you lovingly obsess and choose your toppings and then some stranger over the phone is forced to repeat them back to you, it’s like sex. especially if they have a foreign accent and you know they’re into eating as well, sometimes i picture eating my pizza with the operator and when i am ordering it’s like we are both agreeing on the toppings together and then he/she is coming over for a pizza party. oh and the background clicking sounds from them typing up your order are very appetizing too.
i just went to h&m and bought a shirt that makes me look pregnant after i shower i will see if i still like it when my hair looks nice i am in a fucking bad mood i dropped a bottle of champagne at the lcbo but it didn’t smash it just bounced this girl cut me off in line with a million things she was buying and then i decided i am too weak to carry all my stuff home so i called fil a million times but he was too busy playing zelda to answer the fone so i took a cab then i gave him attitude and cut-eye when i got home cos yesterday i was his slave and today he is feeling a tiny bit better but only enough to play zelda and ignore my existence then he took all the forks that were used from yesterday and put them in the dishwasher i was planning on using one so i said fine and took the last clean one and started eating the rest of the noodles and he is like WHERE IS MY FORK i said i was using the last one cos he just put all the forks in the dishwasher then he is all FINE YOU EAT IT ALL then i exploded but we are friends again now.
if we don’t go out i think tonite will end in violence if we stay in he will demand to play zelda all nite long and i will have a suck attack explosion and be ridiculously wasted. he told me i am not suppose to write about him and zelda and how he is visitting cheat sites but i am doing it anyway cos i am still miffed you would be too if your hour long outing was the same as mine.
running with scissors says that anger and expressing it is very healthy and you might die if you don’t so this means that i am the healthiest person in the world. while it is still a sketchy read it is a good sketchy read, it makes ME look like audrey hepburn.
my left arm is still trembling i doubt i will even be able to wash my hair i need one of those old lady bath tub benches man if i still smoked weed i would get one of those and hang out in the bath all day long making long distance phone calls.
k-os invited us to his new year’s eve party i wonder if emily haines will be there i hope not cos then i won’t have a good time cos i will be too busy being jealous ogre monster 20062007 and i will have to rip out all of fil’s hair. i am also getting sick so who knows if we will go out at all. i am going to go get a new outfit and see if that changes my mind.
i have never seen my fingers so fucking fat before as they are in this photograph. feh.
