we finally discovered the security camera channel.
not to be a lesbo about myself or anything but LOOK at those under ass thigh muscles raowr watch out jessica biel (yes i know it’s my other leg giving the appearance of an assish-shelf, shut up)
this is my new desktop background if you want a full size version for your desktop i will email you one, it’s fun, it’s like you are at a restaurant on your computer.
asia republik has the best hot n sour soup the tofu splodes with soup when you bite into them v good
fil is sick feeling right now he’s sweating all over the bed and hallucinating conversations we haven’t had yet. i am about to read running with scissors in the tub it’s pretty sketchy i liked dry better i can’t believe tomorrow is new year’s eve already i mean i can believe it i guess my all week long of laziness makes me amazed at the fact that even though i sat around and pretty much did nothing the days keep going by on schedule.
i feel like eating vermicelli again, chinese is the best hangover food i could fall out of a thirty story building through multiple window panes and if i landed with my face in a pile of chinese food i would survive.
oh and just so you know today i am dressed like a 14 year old metalhead boy, complete with greasy hair. fil was just petting my hair and making it greasier i said stop or you’ll make me have to wash it he said oh i thought that you were planning on washing it that’s why i was doing this. asshole. we just watched the dick in a box video and copied all the moves i am fantasizing about it coming on at a bar while i am there and then i can do all the dance moves and people will high five me in slow motion when i’m finished like i am a rock star and not just some obnoxious drunk attention-starved twat. my life is basically a string of separate i did something stupid and funny instances one after the other wow that wasn’t even remotely smart-sounding.
fil came home early he broke his swipe card so i had to go down to let him in, on the fone he says CAN YOU GO DOWN TO THE GARAGE AND STEP ON THE CENSOR LINE TO OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR? uh dude how about i just go down one floor and get in the car with you and you can just swipe my card so i don’t have to go down two floors and walk all the way around the garage to the door that’s like 3 unnecessary extra things to do. he says he is feeling sick and achey i asked if it wasn’t something zelda could cure and yep wouldn’t you know it he is already playing, yesterday 2 minutes after he came in the door he was playing it. i’m gonna need to have an affair.
i think i have index finger cancer or i will have it soon cos of my missing ‘s’ key.
on christmas before we drove home from oakville we went by my grandma’s house so i could take a picture of it and it was pretty spooky to see it all empty and dark in the rain. sigh. it makes me sad to think about it, it’s like losing a friend.
last nite i bought these aged white cheddar baked kettle chips, i didn’t realise they were baked tho so all the way home i was fantasizing about putting my face into this bag full of greasy cheesy amazingness and then i got home ate one and discovered that they are the opposite of delicious. around midnite i drunk-snacked them thinking i am half asleep and wasted perhaps they will taste better. nope. so i dipped them in hot sauce.
