guess who stayed home from work again? i can tell he is on the road to recovery cos he has gotten his bossing me around energy back as well as his pointless corrections and never ending questioning the way i do something ability ahh true love. for example:
fil: why did you open the kittens calendar?
raymi: cos i needed to know what day it is
fil:??
raymi: i need another one of those desk calendars where you pull the pages away everyday
fil: and you don’t have a computer calendar?
raymi: no the only way i know the day is if i write on my blog or go to gmail or myspace
fil: cbc?
raymi: whatever
so yeah the black dahlia was pretty much garbage we had to watch it on subtitles cos fil refused to put the surround speakers on and i couldn’t hear the majority of the dialogue cos fil kept coughing anyway despite all that i doubt i would have been able to hear anything anyway it’s one of those mumbling movies hey maybe it could go on a date with miami vice?
it wasn’t all that bad it’s decent enough entertainment but the campy oldschool acting is completely fucking off you will probably be angry the majority of the film. hilary swank does a good accent. uh. there’s lesbo shit too with nudity, score on that. scarlett johansson is a meh in this one.
when you watch the bonus features you learn that the dude who wrote the book that this movie is based on, he made everything up, so that’s a piss-off right there cos you’re forced to learn about zoot suit riots and all this extra bullshit of the times and turns out it bears no significance whatsoever to the story.
that would be like me writing a holocaust novel and putting cotton candy faeries in it and unicorns and elves and other bullshit just because i was fascinated by them? how fucking selfish and arrogant is that other than extremely.
omg bees! and i REALLY wanted to swing today! apparently dude is severely allergic to bees i didn’t know there were two types of allergic, severe and severely? how about calling the bee police next time so you don’t have to pollute the environment so much way to go america.
i’m running out of blog motivation so here is a list of things i just purchased:
red wine three canvases olive loaf bread spiced gouda hot salami caesar salad mix/bag paper towels coke oj vitamin c halls rapid relief tylenol gel caps espresso three microwave cuisines i forget the names of nor don’t care about rented the black dahlia which will probably be stupid
there’s a new click klak store on bloor and i stopped myself from buying something well i wasn’t intending to buy anything anyway it’s been there for over a month i dunno how i didn’t notice maybe walking with my head lowered has something to do with it. now we are going to take three weeks worth+ of recycling downstairs.
i am in a bad mood.
fil said he would watch me play wii sports after him playing zelda all damn day long i tricked him into agreeing by saying I AM PLAYING WII SPORTS AND YOU CAN WATCH and then we argued and i said FUCK IT THEN then he had time to think about it some and i broke the silence by saying i told off someone in my comments for disagreeing with the amount of pepper i ground onto the tomatoes anyway he said he will watch me play for a bit. oh and not to mention the fact that i went grocery shopping. i have a three day sickness window and what fil has now is ever-lasting tomorrow i will set up a tent on the balcony to avoid fight explosions. me pre-menstrual + sick fil = just wait and see.
i can tell i am pre-menstrual cos something like the amount of pepper i use and disagreeing with it can make me fly off the fucking handle i’m one of those has a major flip out a la tom cruise in jerry maguire and then gets sent to anger management for a year types.
last nite i dreamt i did the nasty with johnny knoxville and he somehow was a publicist for kurt cobain and then i was with lindsay lohann and my mum picked us up at my elementary school so we went to see a movie with my dad and my mum and dad were fighting in front of lindsay lohann and i said YOU GUYS DON’T YOU KNOW HER DAD IS IN JAIL!?
very awesome moment.
then lindsay said she would go out with me for halloween and i could be a celebrity and she would be a civillian and i was like WORD!
you must come up with the best raymi parody post and do it in any manner you wish, photo, writing, crappy art, whatever, it has to be believeable and funny, ass-kissy, tongue-in-cheek, emo, slutty, endearing whatever etc. when you have published it leave the url to the post in my comments, you have until monday morning to complete this task.
also i said there would be a second and third place prize so second place prize is an opened justin timberlake futuresexlovesounds cd, i put it on itunes that’s why it’s opened. third place prize will be uh, some of my hair? we’ll see.
fil stayed home to play zelda get better i feel like we are in groundhog day. i stay up later than him to read myself tired while he loud breaths and sweats the entire universe all over the bed then he wakes up earlier to play zelda and recuperate while i sleep in to make up for all my lost sleep.
the stir-crazy has made me pick at my face like mad i am hideous. today i don’t care i am GOING OUTSIDE. i asked fil if the only cure for getting better is wearing a dumpy sweatshirt and unattractive housepants. the answer is yes.
if i get his flu before and up to leaving for nyc i will go bananas it’s bad enough i am pre-menstrual and zitfaced.
don’t forget to add some goat cheese to the pot. it’s amazing how healthy and human i feel now after eating fresh, self-prepped tomatoes.
also our neighbours have been watching tv extra loud lately AND fighting and they are like total fossils we just heard the dude yelling at the lady who is way older he said THIS IS MY HOUSE CLEAN UP YOUR FILTH it’s a miracle she can even walk let alone clean up ooh now there is crashing sounds this is making me sad that lady is so old she has scabs all over her legs and walks in slow-motion. that old guy is such a dick too he barely says hi when we see each other in the hall he’s such a crab why can’t we ever live near cool people is that too much to ask?
i just asked fil what if she dies and fil said WHAT IF I DIE?
um if you can die from being sucky, spoiled, and waited on hand and foot let me know cos i think i know how to save your life.
