shawarma is our new singapore vermicelli ever since that one fateful day when i went oh hell i’ll eat lunch.
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how did i miss this on the internet yesterday!?!? i can’t wait ’til fil gets home and show it to him he will be upset for the rest of the nite. and now look! i know when shit hits the fan for me someday one of you people can make a video like this then skyrocket to instant fame.
it’s ok we will follow it up by watching this together then go get shawarmas, eat british cheese and candy and watch georgia rule am i turning fil gay? yesterday he hung out with me and three other birds and we all argued over which sex and the city character we were.
you can tell what part of the nite we are at by the size and shape of my face, there are so many other pictures i have yet to go through i am kind of avoiding looking at them with my eyes cos i know the shade of wasted i was at the time.
posting this cos it took five tries and brad’s eye looks awesome.
don’t go falling in love now.
it was around this point fil asked me if was drunk. no no no no! too early! i don’t know if you ever heard the song FREE DRINKS.
he believed me or let me think that he did. i said no i’m not drunk i’m just a funny guy.
this is how i felt about the band and i totally got busted by the singer for making this picture face i think they are called LA ink or something i forget. then i went back to playing video games.
that disco ball was pretty interesting.
bring it chamPAIN!
uh i like gardens too?
hey is that jude law!?
ok fine they were actually decent.
drunk eyes.
sigh johnny depp where were you last nite?
skeefing johnny depp’s boozes and ice!
they would not let anyone leave vip while the frenzy was happening and we finally did to pee in the back parking lot and came back in via the smoking door thanks a lot johnny depp everyone saw my beav!
uh oh.
more like JOHNNY DUPE!
gillian just emailed me this:
did u leave a cigarette pack in my bag with the words
“post about guys starvation moods/rage compared to women’s..may be worse”
????
me:
YES! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
gillian:
thought so..i’m keepin it
makes me laugh
me:
i wrote that while eating a chicken shawarma yesterday on our way to the stone but i thought i wrote way worse
before i get with the photos from last nite, here i give you my hangover/sober day items.
the chocolate bars are for fil, and those gummi cokes are fat free. you need sugar on sober day so as to not strangle each other and have fights where all you are saying is what? whatever. huh? whatever.
i love tutti frutti, there was this hipster couple with a tiny puppy outside, i had to choose petting it or going in to buy candy following behind this woman with a huge stroller, all she did was go in, get stuck (tiny store), turn around austin powers style, wait for me to move then left.
THIS TASTES LIKE DREAMS AND LAUGHING i half ran home to bust it open, it was this or cream soda flavour or boring old root beer – choosing wildberry is probably the smartest thing i have done lately.
me: i got us an assortment of foods for sober nite well candy and pop i didnt get shawarma but i got fanta wildberry it tastes like dreams and laughing when i have dehydration drunk dreams and i am scaling a mountain for a glass of refreshment FANTA WILDBERRY IS IT you will explode when you try it alright fine
me: i rented georgia rule too
Phil: dreams and laughing haha what did you eat
me: nothing
Phil: what’s that in the bag next to the banana
me: fat free gummi cokes
Phil: oh nice it looks like prunes or something
the espresso is just cos we are out even though it is SO fil’s turn to buy it, this for me makes it 3 times in a row now!
when you pour it and it fizzes it is like technicolour fuscia purple pink foam magic i am cured.
this is how last nite ended, there is fluff on the dutch crunch cos they slept on the floor and somehow i lost 4lbs over nite. we walked to the communist daughter and had a pre-drink there i had to whizz then it started raining balls, had i not demanded to stop we would have been caught and drenched and i would have been bitchy all night long and despite that fil was not thanking me enough at all.
and ps. what is with the talented mr. ripley hats these days? and haha i just google image searched talented mr. ripley to find a picture of jude law and a hat picture linked to this site.
Borsalino Panama Porkpie
it’s nice to know that everyone rents villas in san remo all of a sudden and listen to hot jazz bands at 3am. dinks.
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quote of the day:
“I met a guy named Champion today. He looked in every reflective surface he went by. He has a perm.”
i like how in gmail when i go to write a subject title beginning with H i am usually going for a ha or HAHA or hahahahha and there are fifty different versions of it like whoever is on the receiving end of my emails is like oh heads up i am about to laugh.
don’t get me started on the different variations of !!!!!
i need an outisde opinion, was this up there funny or is it just me? maybe you need to come over and stand beside me when i start a new email and then see how ridiculously long my drop-down menu is for email subject.
johnny depp was supposed to show up last nite.
i drank a thousand champagnes i am pregnant with it right now i must depart and find coffee then i will be back to coast off my drunk still fumes with you.
i just saw that NERD and timbaland video/song and started laughing hysterically how fucking stupid is that song! but i love it! what’s it called i need to psychoanalzye the lyrics and images BRB! it goes: black girls, give it up. white girls, give it up. spanish girls, give it up.
yesterday we had a little online gchat tiff so fil had to “fix it” by bringing home dinner sigh.
these things are good but for the rest of the nite i can taste them in my mouth then start thinking i am food poisoned lying in bed awake while fil saws logs and everytime i have terrible sleep, fil wakes up saying BEST SLEEP EVER wtf.
prosciutto is my lover.
i didn’t even ask for wine!
cid um, has a thing for belts.
i brought out my unused bluetooth (behind me) cos i decided for halloween either me or fil are going as a douchebag.
here is my futures bakery story and firstly this is what someone on toronto.com has to say about it:
A staple with the young, urban and artsy folk, Future Bakery is a popular destination with the university crowd. Boasting an always packed patio in the summer, Future’s provides a creative atmosphere for couples, friends and family to share coffee, breakfast, lunch, dinner or desserts.
to which i say a barf on your house!
now i am not going to be doing any apologizing about not “getting it” regarding futures, it is in no way a staple for this guy right here, call me crazy but i don’t see the “big deal” about the manic cafeteria-style atmosphere bursting at this haunt’s seams oh HOW FUN it’s just like a hospital cafeteria.
wrong, not fun.
and when you sit yourself on the patio everone around you is eating cheesecake?
isn’t that meant for alone my life is meaningless depression time?
fil and i rolled up a couple months ago and waited on the patio for ten minutes, so i go to the waitress hey can i grab a couple menus HINT HINT WE ARE ON THE PATIO SERVE US she like yeah yeahs half acknowledges me so i lean over and grab them myself, could have done it ten minutes ago but then we would be ignored with menus and i would have to get up again. so i quip in my i am really nice you like voice we are sitting right over there and even helped with pointing. so we are looking at menus and everything looks shitty we don’t want a fucking gateau (french for cake you yanks) to eat.
so we waited five more minutes and nothing happened except for eavesdropping on the lamest conversations ever with chicks mawing down spoonfuls of cake.
BARF?
BARF!
we left and ate at the victory instead and have never been back to futures and WILL NEVER go back.
it’s funny where it is situated dudes hang on the patio all day checking for babes walking by then they go home and write missed connections about them. if i was single and got a from futures bakery missed connection that would be a total red flag.
this is what my response to the killers is/are well mostly b. flowers.
peep my wicked volleyball skills when hundreds of allergic to fun hipsters’s eyes’s are on you.
action shot for the sports page check fil’s 90 degree angle doing nothing back.
when i was done i blasted it over the fence to the regular folk and this girl caught and deflated it and put it in her bag, no thank you either, just thought it fell from the sky i was like scuse me i got a massive head rush blowing that up and possibly hpv too.
i dunno if you heard but these days i am into smiling.
i am not kidding fil found one of cid’s hairs on his arm then got drunk sentimental and gave himself butterfly kisses with it.
le breakfast.
i was in their video. BRAG ALERT and they read my blog too.
vagina game.
lindsay was eating this sub so i asked to borrow it a second for my art happening.
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