seriously how is this boring political blog beating this guy she doesn’t even write anything meaningful it’s all shit that other people wrote, i have a feeling the majority of my readers hate me and are purposely voting against me THANKS FUCKFACES! how nice that this chick is canada? BARF. i like how she is quoting mean things people have said about me to get out of having to look like the bad guy. i asked her why she is boring i know you all want to know the reason why i will let you know if and when she tells me.
here is my impression of you guys this blog sucks you are so boring i will be back tomorrow to make sure you are still boring!
we’ve been partying all day long ps. i bought a fluorescent orange toque cos i am a hunter.
“Update – “Raymi! Bladder infection talk is no way to beat a roadkill blog!”
If all prospective male immigrants to Canada were forced to read Raymi’s blog for 15 minutes to give them a fair warning what the average white female Torontonian is like you’d see the immigration rate plummet to acceptable levels. Posted by: Andrew at November 2, 2007 4:01 PM
fil is going on a work lunch date with his old work buddy so while he is gone i will make a video of myself dancing to gimme more this is my first thank you present for casting votes and has nothing to do with me being a loser with no friends.
i made a video of myself playing katamari last nite because i am a winner, i’m uploading it now. i’m pretty stressed about this awards shit i’m already losing (second place) and for the amount of people who read my blog daily the amount of votes i have is teeny. sigh. the victor is announced in fucking vegas too yeah because i am booking a flight RIGHT NOW excuse me. maybe i should use these awards as an opportunity to open up the lines of communicae moreso between us, like, what do you want more of? cid just made a wicked ralph a few minutes ago, do you want to see pictures of his bi-weekly upchucks? they say that it is an honour to even be nominated, well, that’s what LOSERS say when they LOSE, so i’ll save that speech for when i lose.
do i need to explain WHY i should win for canada’s best blog? i mean, i update constantly with original and unique content, i am unstoppable, i am good looking and last year i vowed to LOSE WEIGHT if i won, i did and i did so, you’re welcome.
stay tuned for reports back on my internet dissing tour of my competition’s blogs.
here i am playing katamari, i think i have a new hobby, making videos of myself playing katamari then watching these videos until i start crying. katamari is my only friend outside of fil, if he has to go away all i do is drink wine and play this.
polls are open! go vote for raymitheminx guys thanks, tell everyone you know to follow suit. HELP that lame small dead animals blog is winning i can’t believe you guys are already peacing out on this go go go GO GO!
get ready to be annoyed and harassed daily for votes, this year i think i’m only up for best canadian blog, i’ll poke around some more to see if i am in any other categories (i’m not). guess what, i’ll shut down my blog if i don’t win! haha remember that threat? i didn’t even know i was nominated until one second ago but the nominations window closed on the 18th of october, hey thanks for the head’s up guys.
ok i handed out a few bribes last year so this year i guess i can hand out some more, firstly, if some nerd wants to be campaign manager and organize some sort of most-votes-collecting contest on stalkraymi let me know, first prize will be a huge painting that you can totally sell for hundreds of dollars not even joking (or hey you can keep it whatever floats your boat), second prize will be a bunch of whatever else you want of mine, ask and yee shall receive, third prize uh a 24 hour bender with me and fil? whatever, as long as we are all agreed upon me winning again this year then we’re good.
voting begins in 12 hours and that note was posted at 9pm so there had better be votes when i wake up hungover I MEAN IT! *squinty evil eye look*
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fil and i just came back from sherway gardens, we went to the applestore to get his third year anniversary present, this. he is playing with it now. i sat down at one of those big screened computers on a round black beany bag minimalist type chair and tried to figure out a lego star wars video game then said fuck this and went to hmv to let fil mull over whatever thing he wanted. i bought the new britney spears album for my mom’s birthday, i opened it to put it on itunes (sorry) and i have a question, can you transfer music from itunes to whatever software will be sent my way along with the new mp3 player i’m getting? (finally arriving tomorrow) like am i fucked if some key cds i have gifted away once already on itunes? sigh. i also bought two portishead cds, i lost a lot of stuff from my old place the crawford ghetto, slowly replacing everything.
on our way to sherway gardens i got a call from a guy who’s been trying to peg me down for a couple weeks now, 650 area code? anyway he wrote a book and is writing another one now on marketing (strategies?) and the internet i guess and he wanted to interview me for the book, he did, and recorded it, while we were on the gardiner, on the spot on the fone i can sound pretty stupid. oh well, at least it’s on record now, pfft.
at this point you’re wondering WHY THE HELL IS HE ASKING YOU RAYMI?
haha
FUCK YOU that’s why!
albino eggs
then we had crappy mall food.
suburban malls feel like different planets, really shitty different planets. though i do enjoy nite mall shopping, it feels like a warm sweater, and there are less people.
ok i guess i’ll paint now.
oh this is my opinion of the apple store, get ready everyone:
i’m kind of really into this retarded porn depiction of women that dude’s conjure up hi single forever step into reality sometime before you are fat bald and 50? i’m allowed to say this because i look like that hahaha.
i LOVE NBXMAS more than you do i don’t want to hear your stories.
last nite was awesome me and sarah danced and danced with old guys in leather jackets in a tiny ethiopian restaurant while noel and fil chatted and fil accused this woman of stealing his wallet but she didn’t hear him and he looked down and realised that his wallet was actually in his right hand so she goes what? and he says uh hi my name is fil i just wanted to introduce myself. **what i didn’t mention is that fil and i were also on MUSHROOMS hahahahahaHA!
anyway i think beirut is music to run in slow-motion through falling autumn leaves by
so when i finished up i ran past him and up the stairs but as i passed he clicked his fone shut and said BYE HUN and i half turned to acknowledge him and cos i was runwalking i almost ran into a fucking wall AWESOME.
man i am hilarious. in my flickr someone thought that drawing was real and said sorry about my parents divorcing haha.
sigh nicole. i painted it in and it is still hanging on the wall not turned into 200 dollars yet.
it’s funny how guys act all dumb or claim to be like oh she was just talking to me like i am a big retard um, newsflash, i am a chick i KNOW what flirting and desperation looks like i use to look like that, genius, nice try.
then i felt like a complete loser for feeling better than a housemom who writes fantasy stories about gay guys.
