not to make you guys jealous or anything but i bought vanilla ice cream to put in my espresso in lieu of milk/sugar. when i lived in brooklyn we found a perfectly good cappuccino machine on the street and one day we ran out of lesbian soy milk and sugar so i said hey lets add ice cream, best idea ever. brb.

Hey Raymi–

I have dutifully voted for you every day….from my three work computers…my laptop….my remote IP address, and my thumpy thumpy computer. I even pushed some lame ass hipster kid off his laptop last night at the bar to vote for you.

I just realized that it was last year around this time when I started reading your blog, while actively, in fact RABIDLY, voting against you and wondering why the fuck anyone would vote for you.

Cracked me up it did.

Good luck!

A

2girls1cup.

just epic. now watch other people’s reactions. i ate a plate of eggs then watched it for the first time. have fun.

don’t forget to VOTE again, boringland is still winning.

november 2006 archives part deux.

when we went to see buns ‘n noses and the videos from it.

emm at the mod club.

ok espresso and then i have to refine it

and immediately went into slut airhead pose

aw its sweet that you are so supportive of my eating disorder

what else is njew

thanks guys.

my brightest diamond w/ pedestrian at the drake pics

and the shirt strikes back

this painting is still around.

we have two rancid bags of 2 per cent just sitting there.

The only reason I vote for you on any of these dumb awards is that you already totally don’t give a shit about any of us.

For some reason, that strikes me as hilarious.

ungh remember the milk bag fight? the comments are all there still.

just some pics no biggie.

so then i told him what my burrito intentions were and i think he pretended to feel bad this is a good story.

um i do not want to eat a bag of seeds for dinner

meet sabrina

thanks for spying on my blog and ratting me out in advance ya’ll!

if i wanted to learn about gay politicians i would READ A NEWSPAPER

there’s nothing more amazing than people arguing the same side of the fence.

michael douglas as dad is exactly how he was in that other wedding movie he was in like fuck off already with the father of the kid getting married movies and stop with the kung-fu i am a millionaire master of my domain moves already you are not the boss of the world nor is your hair and you have shitty comedic timing and when i picture you having sex with catherine zeta jones or making out with sharon stone, i barf through my nose.

LESBIAN DYKE MONSTERS

interesting how i am still pretty unknown to many on the internets.

Mike: it means you actually have influence – which must drive them crazy

BUT THEY LET THE WHITE PEOPLE IN.

dear internet

it is imperative that you vote for me tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that, the votes i have already will not be carried over into round 2 so basically round 1 was just giving everyone a heads up on how obnoxiously lame and naive they are to my following, mostly these people are political windbags who started blogging last week and they are all saying that i am posting nudes as a ploy like how convenient of me to do that – hey listen up geniuses, EVERYTHING i have done EVER is a ploy that’s how you become famous on the internet, not by writing about bathing your son or planting sage in your fat ass garden you have to be good looking and smart and funny, sorry, remember highschool? well this is it all over again.

kinda ironic they drop the faggot bomb meanwhile they are four dudes w/ no ladies watching daniel craig in a tiny bathing suit movie.

**UPDATE i would also like to add how funny it is that these political bloggers cannot fathom losing to me, not making the top 5 cut like only just now realised how boring and vapid they are like a politically opinionated blog isn’t a fucking dime a dozen and if i wanted to be the top 1 in that category i could but i choose to deliver fluff and funny cos the world is full of bullshit and i think it is important to give people a break from all the boring chaos – oh really? so and so in the house of commons said “bla bla bla” last nite and this is what you think about it and everyone in yer webring wrote the same thing today? astounding. wait, what? tomorrow you will quote verbatim something from the business section of the national post?!?! I CAN’T WAIT POST IT NOW NOW1!!!1NOWWWWWWWWW!

ZZZZZZ

in which case shut up

look pretty safe to me blogTO interview raymi.

i have a serious question for the christians or whoever believes in god – does god read blogs? and if so, does he read my blog? if the answer is yes, why doesn’t he leave me any comments? or, why doesn’t he leave you comments, cos like, you guys are friends, right?

blogging is a sickness

when brad pitt tells geena davis’ husband that he met his wife and then air hump simulates boning her, that’s funny.

oh noes the boogieman!

me butchering karaoke amazingly

Which celebrity do you hate the most?

i want to say paris hilton but that’s too easy she’s like default hatred but i could still see myself hanging with her maybe one afternoon and then i point out everything about her that is bad. i don’t hate celebrities, i prefer to hate real life people, like, right-wing fag haters.

people go on the internet to ignore the fact that they are fucking losers

what the fuck do you do kid, lay sod?

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don’t pretend that you are not a fucking bitch to me in front of my boyfriend.

fil came home for a lunchtime visit/mooching.

now onto the funny

goats are hard to draw.

‘nough said

THIS is the competition.

i love magic pony.

noel‘s creations are in the front window display right now.

on your next visit say hi from raymi.

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don’t forget to vote for uncle raymi today, tomorrow and the day after that, fuck, email your grandma even and tell her to vote for me, explain ip addresses to her if you have to. if she’s dead, whoops, but if you’re good i’ll make fun of postsecret tomorrow.

gf is my gf.

i love free stuff, now, does that roadkill blog get free things? NO, because she is too old and unhip to be anywhere close to influential in the young, modern, good looking, and urban department. juuuust saaaaaying.

bluetooth headset party.

considering how decked out and sleek this guy is, the price is reasonable. go get one so we can sync up!

Features

Available in 5 Different colours – Black, White, Red, Green, Purple

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aw, how nice.

MORE REASON to vote FOR ME!

Saskboy K. (Regina, SK) wrote
at 10:51am

Kate is Canada’s biggest political blogger – which is a bit of a shame because she’s so over the top conservative.

VOTE ONCE DAILY UNTIL NOVEMBER 8th. thank you.

i’m pretty annoyed that this is taking up things raymi normally likes doing and thinking about time like taking pictures of hot dogs and writing about tv i watch, things the nation should be concerning themself about and not what depressing pointless bill was passed that will kill the planet a little bit more or how homosexuality is a mental disorder. anyway.

and how i only have 490 votes, that boggles me, everyone who voted thank you, everyone who didn’t, shame shame shame, i want to block you from my blog, you don’t deserve to be here.

christie says:

Normally I like to stay out of intarweb drama but this sort of needs to be said. First of all, most people don’t understand Raymi’s site…or see the art of it. (Which is fine. Who cares. Art and comedy is personal. Not everyone is meant to get it.) Which I have said for years. However, I do completely understand dead animals blog and here is where I have a problem with it.

If she was contributing original political banter/material/insight, no matter her opinion, I would respect her contribution to the internet. But to not actually take a stance, and just link other people’s work and then have that sort of superiority complex is a bit unreal to me. First of all, it’s the intarweb, not CNN. And don’t get me wrong, i am all about linking to other sites of interesting natures on a site. I used to do it with two sites of mine back in the day (none of which were political btw). But just keep in mind that her website is not a political opinion site, so much as a vacuum of links to OTHER people’s creativity and insight.

My annoyance lies in that I truly believe she doesn’t actually have an original thought in her head.

Tony and I have on many occasions discussed how having a comment section on Raymi’s site takes away from what she does here. Alot of people don’t “get it”…it’s above their head for the most part, or at least until they become more regular viewers and start to see the genius and hilarity behind it. And the thing is, Raymi doesn’t care if you hate her or her site. In fact she encourages you to do so. Hate on.

Anyway, I am not one to start flame wars but I just find it pretty hilarious that someone can delude themselves into finding themselves that important to the internets. Write a personal rant for me, dead animals lady and then maybe you can colour me impressed.