merkley???: how many more times are you going to send that to me?
me: i love it iam so goodlooking and an amazing dancer
merkley???: snoroooorrrrre
me: haha jealous
merkley???: i actually KNOW how to dance
me: excuse me i took dance for ten years ive been trying to get you to talk to me all god damn day
merkley???: get your money back now you know how i feel when you are too busy for me i’m doing photos
me: i can dance you into outerspace you twinky waiting for your next “burn”
merkley???: no you could not and that’s a FACT i’m not even joking you have not the skills nor charisma
me: you are kidding right because i am seriously a good dancer i can pop lock breakdance 80s style and salsa
merkley???: ha — i have seen you and you present zero challenge i was a champion pop locker
me: uh cos i am alone making a youtube video for my blog retard i will destroy all the floor tiles around your feet and send you into another dimension with my moves
merkley???: you have no idea how out of your league i am
me: merkley, sigh, just, sigh, you are writing a check you cannot ever cash i inspire black people to dance top that
merkley???: black people dont dare challenge me and i’m not even joking
me: LAUGHABLE merkley it is i who is not joking
merkley???: difference is i have seen your white ass trying to bust moves pass as average at BEST
me: im not trying in those videos
merkley???: hippie cavorting ain’t dancing
me: im mocking myself you dance like those flowers that move side to side when you clap near them i mean you wish you danced that good
this is what cid looks like when he is sleep/dreaming and twitching. hockey puts him right to sleep.
this is basically what the inside of my head looks like. you will fight with your friends over which pinker tones guy gets to be your boyfriend. i don’t know what the song is called but it was the best one of the nite. at 1.35 seconds to go that’s when the party starts.
if you want to see more videos i made that nite of white guys dancing unironically like goofs, go to my youtube.
this is a video of fil and rene playing and talking about portal, it is like 9/10 for nerdy, i docked one point because i filmed myself part-way through rolling my eyes and then i zinged rene at the end, if not for that, 10/10.
oh god. mr. annie lennox thanks for the eurythmics bio. see how his friend is cringing the entire time? i can barely watch this it is so harsh. enjoy.
we HAVE to beat this fucking game so we can move on with our lives!@!!!!!!
we are both playing it, taking turns, with our own saved games, fil is ahead of me and then when i play he watches while laptopping and i scream for help and then i can’t express properly what kind of help i need because i have been sitting in the same position on the couch for three hours and everyone gets frustrated GOD!
THANKS RENE FOR LETTING US BORROW IT!
i’m waiting for it to be my turn again, fil is playing right now and he sneaked on when i was on the phone, well played there fil.
he also tried to hump me a thousand times last nite in his sleep while i was busy watching tila tequila. he pulled his underwear down off one leg and i said uh i am on my period then he fell asleep immediately. he said he woke up with his underwear off and i explained why and he was embarrassed, apparently he is going to kill himself later by jumping off the balcony.
that’ll free up some mario time for me.
he especially hates it when i reenact all the pawing at me he does with sound effects.
i let fil borrow him to bring to work and display some of his (my) street-cred.
he didn’t last very long and soon was sent to live in fil’s drawer and now we are re-united.
these guys too what’s up?
we went to the beer station to watch the game last nite, this picture is quite blurry i was trying to be stealth, anyway, we barely go to that shithole. (jameson’s is 4.10 a glass and they aren’t stingy on the pouring fyi) this guy is always there at the bar, he has greasy grey/white hair in a ponytail with a scrunchy, and not like artist/poet kind of ponytail either, more like girl-style ponytail 1980s era, i can’t figure it out and i stare at him secretly all nite long.
during a game, wings are half price if you get a pitcher.
ten minutes later.
rented live free or die hard last nite, i already saw a bootleg version of it, anyway it is great except for all the totally impossible things that happen which i still enjoyed. feh.
deb took this photo last year when we stayed at thor.
oh man that mario game is stupidly addicting, it is turning me into even more of a lazy ass than i already am, i feel like i am friends with mario and i can’t stop thinking about playing it god i need friends. ok here are some pictures of the scrambled eggs i made not too long ago to trick you into thinking productive activites take place here.
just about browned enough.
should’ve bought better olives, oh well, next time.
how to not be a fat ass.
does it still work if you inhale 16 egg whites though? well, 8 each actually.
you’re beautiful.
oh hey, look who joined the party.
the egg whites take on the sweaty brown onion grease colour, way to go guys.
about a third of feta, try not to let it break into too tiny clumps cos it gets lost in the scramble and bonus it acts as salt so no need to add any of that you heart attacks waiting to happen.
let it sit for a bit then fold it over and over.
i wish the final product looked less like barf. it was very delicious.
