sunday toronto snowstorm ghosttown video.
liam sucks on helium video.
ron sexsmith & andy kim at the gibson showroom party video.
the first time i did mushrooms it looked like this, kyra and i are going to make some sort of illustrated book based on my blog posts, well i already did my part haha.
my gift to you is me!
oh i guess some friends too maybe.
I LOVE YOU FIL HAPPY BIRTHDAY DINKY, FATHER OF MONKEY CAT!
this just in: summer is over.
we went for hangover sustenance and then caught the 3.30 showing of the golden compass.
idiot.
way to make more work for yourself shovelling from the top like that and dumping it onto the next step down then having to lift it again and again and again.
sunday ghost town.
last nite was a success cos i drank and didn’t barf and i finally feel better.
some cocksmokers bailed last nite w/o even texting you know who you are blizzard or not, no excuses, i am unimpressed.
it’s ok cos we got fucked and it was really fun going out for smokes in gail force snow winds. gill let us have her house even though she was working, she came back around 2 and partied-down. brad and ryan came by around 1 and ryan poured out all of the half-drunk cups of booze cos gill’s manic cleaning made him feel like he had to pitch in and uh, ruin the rest of the party?
pre-wine stained napkins!
he felt really bad about it like anxiety attack level bad, maybe relax?
alicia/jogee were a great time and alicia told the best story about her old landlord that i cannot share unfortunately cos it’s still a sore spot, ie. traumatizing.
confiscated glasses of superjudge. mineskies now. the lenses are different colours.
they dial-a-bottled from the go train haha.
if pitt can battle the roads in his car from etobicoke what does that say about the rest of you selfish dicks?
i don’t want to make you jealous but i was up all nite barfing and reading bust magazine on the bathroom floor then barfing more and we didn’t even party or anything last nite, my body just can’t deal anymore i guess, and don’t worry i spent a good deal of time thinking about every possible what the fuck is wrong with me scenario so don’t go off on me, i have an ultrasound early january so i will get to the bottom of it, until then i get to scare myself to the extreme and i am not drinking tonite for fil’s party so that should be real fun and on top of it we get a snowstorm. ps. email me raymitheminx@gmail.com for info if you haven’t already.
i would have been sobbing, it was at that point, but i didn’t want to wake up the world, the workd being fil, who was already partially awake anyway, and then cid unleashed a world of spew on the livingroom floor hisself.
the nite before i had barely five hours sleep so being awake last nite/this morning at 4am it was getting to the anxiety attack/hallucinations/going crazy point, there is just way too much time for introspection when you’re cross-legged on the bathroom floor shivering in your underwear feeling your stomach for possible aliens inside of you.
and i was retching and there was nothing to retch out so this leads me to believe it’s booze/food-related, hopefully? or a virus? how many times do i say i am never eating such and such again and then i do it anyway.
my eyes were so bloodshot i was like oh well at least i look like satan.
i’m truly elbowing britt in the nose here cos she slammed me in the face with her dancing elbows.
drunk email…yes! hope you enjoy!
Dearest Raymi,
I decided that I should drunk email you because I am a chicken shit and couldn’t do it otherwise (i.e. SOBER).
I love you and your blog and am waiting to get my copy of your book in the mail.
I am currently a 25 year old in the process of loosing my mind. I need your advice on how to get back on track. You have made it thus far and are successful at entertaining the masses and I would like to know what’s the best way to get up and running again? I’m not looking for mass approval, simply some personal satisfaction.
I’ve read your archives all the way through and feel like I can identify with what you’ve experienced, aside from the HOT go-go dancing days!
I have all the key things in place, i.e. home, job(s), work, animals, boyfriend, etc but something is missing. Do you ever feel this way? I am in no need of anything and yet still can’t stop feeling terrible. All I seemingly want to do is party and meet people und get fucked up.
Regardless, you are a beautiful girl (even without your tan and with the greasy hair!) who has gotten her dominoes all in a line and I could use some of your pointers. I’ll take any advice you have to give. I mean the “diet” adivce works already (i’ve lost 4lbs on your thinking alone)!
I look forward to reading your blog as always and hope all is well with you lady and Phil and Cid.
Best wishes, B
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thanks henry, thought i don’t do pills.
funny thing, my aunt/uncle gave me a necklace from one of their many travels when i was a teenager, a jade necklace in the likeness of that dagger-looking thing i don’t know what they’re called, anyway i thought it was way too elaborate and was too embarrassed to ever wear it.
not looking so hot today my friends, a new shirt and necklace makes it a bit easier though.
it makes fucked up noises i’ll make a video later for you, good thing my niece doesn’t smoke weed it’s kind of satanic sounding.
here is what i bought
three bottles of expensive fancy olives, one with almonds shoved in them, one with red peppers, one sundried tomatoes.
a necklace for me
a sweater for me
a blue toy thing for my niece, not a webkinz, those things are a fad and awful-looking.
life aquatic for fil that he wants to return cos it was expensive and i bought him enough already but i’m keeping it, i want it.
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hahaha
Hey Rami,
you may or may not care but surfin this afternoon (yeah porn, it’s Friday and I’m bored at work…) but I seen your pix here:
forums.sexyandfunny.com/showthread.php?t=57942
Just thought you should know.
Later
Mark
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we are w/o coffee i am still ridiculously inhabiting another realm of fantastical being, hung and what’s better is crazy 1 and crazy 2 and i are going on a shopping date in like 30 minutes, and they’ve never met before and did i emphasize enough how exactly delicate i am right now?
friday afternoon
mall
xmastime
hangover
3 bigmouths
this is going to be a hilarious disaster.
i asked fil what he wanted for christmas he said wait what is my birthday present? HELLO that stupid hundred dollar purse for your camera! oh right thanks. he wants a big boy coat, which i cannot get on my own so f that looks like i’m buying webkinz and clothes for myself.
i’m not even showering.
do they make sunglasses for brains?
