I AM BURNING MY FIRST EVER CD ALL BY MYSELF

NEVERMIND I AM HOPELESS

WAIT DON’T WORRY I AM TRYING AGAIN

SUCCESS! ME!

this is how gay i am

i am so pissed off at cid right now he slaughtered my hand for no reason.

check out all of sean’s other junk. i guess it’s safe to say he’s a funny guy. it will be interesting to see how long we will last sharing the humour spotlight.

oh look, wendi reviewed lick’s nature burger for fastfoodcritic! we are so proud and fil says, “now i NEED licks”.

here we are raymi
stuck in this old gold mine
just as sad as we can be
seems like a long long time
since we laughed and played together YOU AND MEEEEEEEEE
how i wish that we could flyawayyyyyyyy
oh raymi

sybil sadie
i know what you mean
i felt the same way too
i wanna get back home again
just as much as you
theres no one here to guide us
but we have the strength inside us
sybil sadie

oh raymi

I GUESS ITS UP TO YOU AND MEEEEEEEE
WEVE GOT TO
FIND A WAY TO GET BACK HOOOOOOME
THIS TIME WE’RE REALLY ON OUR OWWWWWWN
WEVE GOT TO
GET AWAY FROM CABBAGE JACK
AND GET BACK HOME AGAIN
THEY’RLL BE LAUGHTER INN THE CABBAGE PAAATCH AGAINNNNNNNN

thanks steph you big cuckoo.

well, it’s better than nothing.

I saw your blog comment about LL’s dad. . . Ahhhh. . . . fathers.

-lj

sigh

i think i fixed the flash issue, thank you rachel in AK!

so now i am watching the rest of the ME videos here and here.

i am also watching my steak video and am about to put’er on youtube. i am wearing a bra in it and black leggings you might like it. and yes it begins with me going HI GUYS. ugh i need some game lessons. i also treat myself to a little brewskie midway through.

just had not 1 or 2 or 3 but 4 pieces of bacon.

aside from being unable to view videos on the internet today has been a total success.

and antm is on tonite.

i will also film a video and teach you how to cook a delicious steak w/o a bbq.

the video i made last nite took 2 hours to upload and then it didn’t even upload.

i am not letting it get to me though.

did you know that when you eat bacon your lips stay nice and moistened for like hours afterward, it’s like lipchap bacon grease style, and you get to re-experience the delicious every time you press your lips together.

that is going to be one of my sound bytes when i am morbidly obese and on one of those tlc features on morbidly obese people, i’ll be the zany one who makes lots of jokes in the attempt to distract myself from the pain of being the size of mt. fuji.

today’s hits are really low cos all you kids went back to kindergarten. not to be a bad role model or anything but, i’m pretty disappointed in you guys.

pierre is probably the funniest non-human i know.

please stop yelling at your wife.

it’s bad enough her only outside world contact is shuffling back and forth on your balcony for hours and mumbling to herself.

what’s she gonna do come winter?

and i am pretty sure that whatever she did to upset you was totally unintentional as she is as frail as a fucking blade of grass floating in the wind and has the mental capacity of a gnat at this stage in her life.

if you don’t stop i will be forced to rush your apartment wearing only my towel and flash you while screaming like linda blair like this:

AGHAHA LALALALBRAHAHAH MAAHAHA LALALALAHHH! and my tongue will be sticking out and down like gene simmons.

trust me it will be scary and i’ll be holding each side of said towel behind me like a cape.

you will probably both die of heart attacks on the spot.

and it will be all your fault.

FINAL WARNING.

speaking of linda blair though, yowzers…